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Offline Rash

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Coolest job title.
« on: May 26, 2012, 12:50:59 PM »
dynamite igniter, I run fast.

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Offline 5anders

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2012, 02:06:29 PM »
My dad used to do demolition.  He was the "dynamite igniter" I guess you could say also.  He made sure all the measurements were right and that the shot wasn't going to go crazy, then pushed the button.  After 9-11 things got so strict he decided not to stick around.
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2012, 03:50:52 PM »
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Offline Xjazz

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2012, 03:55:54 PM »

Nice one.

Here is the un-coolest I ever met in RL: "Error Manager" in Nokia in 90's...
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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2012, 04:08:25 PM »
F-15E Fighter Pilot.  I have 5 or 6 performance reports in my duty history that say that :)

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2012, 04:24:47 PM »
Quote from: eagl on May 26, 2012, 04:08:25 PM
F-15E Fighter Pilot.  I have 5 or 6 performance reports in my duty history that say that :)



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Offline shppr01

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2012, 05:55:24 PM »
I guess mine isn't what yours is .. I was the head shoveler at the stables! Yup! toejam picker !!!
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Offline Rash

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2012, 08:34:14 PM »
Way to kill a thread eagl!  Thanks for serving and not crashing. :)
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Offline eagl

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2012, 08:40:38 PM »
Quote from: Rash on May 26, 2012, 08:34:14 PM
Way to kill a thread eagl!  Thanks for serving and not crashing. :)


Sorry and you're welcome :)  I was going to be obscure and say that dynamite igniter was just one line in a long list of violently exothermic sub-tasks I've been assigned and qualified to do, but I'm not sure anyone would have gotten the joke.  Same goes for the "sunshine in a can delivery specialist" reference I used a few times.
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Offline jimson

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2012, 08:50:47 PM »
I think the worst job title would be the combination of analyst and therapist.

Just wouldn't look good on a business card.
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Offline Seanaldinho

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2012, 08:51:53 PM »
Quote from: jimson on May 26, 2012, 08:50:47 PM
I think the worst job title would be the combination of analyst and therapist.

Just wouldn't look good on a business card.

I made business cards with my name number and "Pilot" on them and hand them out to girls I meet at school  :devil
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Offline Rash

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2012, 08:55:38 PM »
Quote from: eagl on May 26, 2012, 08:40:38 PM
Sorry and you're welcome :)  I was going to be obscure and say that dynamite igniter was just one line in a long list of violently exothermic sub-tasks I've been assigned and qualified to do, but I'm not sure anyone would have gotten the joke.  Same goes for the "sunshine in a can delivery specialist" reference I used a few times.


You're in a ww11 board, we get it! ;)



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Offline Bosco123

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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2012, 08:57:08 PM »
Unmanned Aerial Systems Operator?
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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2012, 09:14:25 PM »
Traveling urinal cake salesman
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Re: Coolest job title.
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2012, 04:33:48 AM »
"Female stimulation distributor and logistical manager"

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