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Offline cut67

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Luftwaffles listen carefully
« on: May 26, 2012, 02:09:42 PM »
It will be a mistake to come and attack us. Stay down on the ground and enjoy the scenery of your burning homes and the death of your friends around you. Our bombs will rain death upon all you love. If you try to attack us you will not enjoy the 50 cal rounds that will tear your plane to shreds and leave you no hope. It is best to not interfere. We will destroy you!



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Offline BluBerry

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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2012, 02:26:29 PM »
You mad brah?
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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2012, 02:29:19 PM »
He's just trying to get on the sheep bounty board.  So far he's just coming in under 2 pink bows, not worth the whole sheep yet  :neener:
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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2012, 02:32:06 PM »
LOLOLOL

I shot down 5 B-17s the other night, using only 132 cannon rounds in a 109F-4... 3 down with cockpit hits. Not a single ping on my 109F. Your bombers belong to me...... ;)
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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2012, 02:37:09 PM »
I'm sure your b17's won't fair we'll to 20mm & 30mm shells blasting you. :aok
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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2012, 02:38:43 PM »
Quote from: cut67 on May 26, 2012, 02:09:42 PM
It will be a mistake to come and attack us. Stay down on the ground and enjoy the scenery of your burning homes and the death of your friends around you. Our bombs will rain death upon all you love.
So if we stay home, you're still going to kill people.. I mean if we're not fighting, then why do we need factories for war? With no war factories, why bomb us? I know why! Allies are blood thirsty! Telling us to stay home so they can slaughter our families with ease!!!

ALLIES ARE BLOOD THIRSTY! DEFEND YOUR FAMILY! KILL A BOMBER!
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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2012, 02:51:26 PM »
I'll give you some sheep. Have two... careful they may bite...

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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2012, 02:53:41 PM »
I wonder how much English farmland was torn up making those propoganda shots. I mean I could see a few still limping along over German skys, but these guys haven't even been scratched. Clearly not actual pictures taking during combat.


Or were these taken when the allies ditched their bomb load before turning tail and aborting the mission?
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Offline nrshida

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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2012, 03:06:37 AM »
Quote from: Tank-Ace on May 26, 2012, 02:53:41 PM
I wonder how much English farmland was torn up making those propoganda shots. I mean I could see a few still limping along over German skys, but these guys haven't even been scratched. Clearly not actual pictures taking during combat.


Or were these taken when the allies ditched their bomb load before turning tail and aborting the mission?


 :lol  You've gone wrong.
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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2012, 03:47:27 AM »
I'll bring the jam if you bring the waffles.

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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2012, 05:13:20 AM »
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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2012, 06:53:11 AM »
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Offline M1A1

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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2012, 11:08:34 AM »
Quote from: Jappa52 on May 26, 2012, 02:51:26 PM
I'll give you some sheep. Have two... careful they may bite...

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See even the sheep agree that LuftWAFFLE pilots taste like chicken!! :neener:
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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2012, 11:38:41 AM »
Must be all the 'birds' we feast upon. Theres good hunting in Germany's skys.
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Offline Debrody

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Re: Luftwaffles listen carefully
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 11:41:22 AM »
Taunting is all good fun, i wouldnt be very proud to how the allies bombed the german cities and citizens tho... to phrase very gently.
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