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Offline Torquila

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Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« on: May 28, 2012, 05:03:49 AM »
I wus juzt derping around und attack when suddenleh le wild lancaster appearhered!

Eet destroyhed le entiare attack frum liek 2-3k overeh le ground, zomg; eet uz geam breakingh!!

Le poor GVz, zomg.

Kthnx bai!

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Offline Denniss

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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2012, 05:56:25 AM »
What have you drunk today ?
How should anybody be able to understand this post ?
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Offline shermanjr

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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2012, 03:12:28 PM »
need a bla bla to english translation here
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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2012, 03:29:53 PM »
He says he was just dicking around, and making a hash of an attack, when suddenly a Lancaster came overhead, and destroyed his entire one-man-mission from 2 or 3 thousand feet.

He then goes on to say "zomg" (which can translate to 'omg, I can't find the ****ing left shift key'), it is game breaking.

The poor GV's, I can't find the ****ing left shift key.

OK, thank you, goodbye.
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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2012, 04:58:30 PM »
lolwut; dat was not eet.

zomg...

I wuz in le stork admearing le enemeh attack; le columns were buutiful as dey strolled doawn das main street of le friendleh town. Le tankz und vehicles tuk up a neic, well taught out pozitions und defendehd whaile le m3 wuz on le way. But then! Le wild lancaster appeared! Mah friendleh!! HE DESTROHYED EET ALL!! ZOMG!!!

Eet wuz sahd :_(



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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2012, 11:55:05 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2012, 12:02:22 PM »
Quote from: Torquila on May 28, 2012, 04:58:30 PM
lolwut; dat was not eet.

zomg...

I wuz in le stork admearing le enemeh attack; le columns were buutiful as dey strolled doawn das main street of le friendleh town. Le tankz und vehicles tuk up a neic, well taught out pozitions und defendehd whaile le m3 wuz on le way. But then! Le wild lancaster appeared! Mah friendleh!! HE DESTROHYED EET ALL!! ZOMG!!!

Eet wuz sahd :_(





Ok, first of which language are you attempting to speak. There is no "Le le le" in German that's French. Second of all "und" is in German vocabulary, however it is neither nor French either.
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Offline smoe

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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2012, 02:43:00 PM »
Probably a new cell phone texting slang. It is not meant to be legible for 30+'s.
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2012, 09:20:04 PM »
you guys are giving the donkey too much attention...he is most definitely a darwin award candidate.
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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2012, 09:56:00 PM »
After reading the OP I dropped 20 IQ points. I really can't afford to lose many more than I will be posting like him


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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2012, 11:01:57 PM »
Quote from: ebfd11 on May 31, 2012, 09:56:00 PM
After reading the OP I dropped 20 IQ points. I really can't afford to lose many more than I will be posting like him


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Offline Klam

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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2012, 03:14:45 AM »
Quote from: Torquila on May 28, 2012, 04:58:30 PM
lolwut; dat was not eet.

zomg...

I wuz in le stork admearing le enemeh attack; le columns were buutiful as dey strolled doawn das main street of le friendleh town. Le tankz und vehicles tuk up a neic, well taught out pozitions und defendehd whaile le m3 wuz on le way. But then! Le wild lancaster appeared! Mah friendleh!! HE DESTROHYED EET ALL!! ZOMG!!!

Eet wuz sahd :_(


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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2012, 12:32:15 PM »
Where's ackack when you need him?
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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2012, 12:44:33 PM »
Quote from: Torquila on May 28, 2012, 05:03:49 AM
I wus juzt derping around und attack when suddenleh le wild lancaster appearhered!

Eet destroyhed le entiare attack frum liek 2-3k overeh le ground, zomg; eet uz geam breakingh!!

Le poor GVz, zomg.

Kthnx bai!

 :D




This guy's posts should have close captioning for the "zomg-impaired".  Reminds me of Gabby Johnson's inspiring speech in Blazing Saddles:

"...mmrrraff bushwhackin' rmmmrpha cracker-croaker..."
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Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2012, 02:30:52 PM »
Quote from: Tank-Ace on May 28, 2012, 03:29:53 PM
He then goes on to say "zomg" (which can translate to 'omg, I can't find the ****ing left shift key')

Bwahahahaha  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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