Funny things, lets tell your stories

[Mace2004]

I got into a fight with a Spit and I took off his entire left wing.  Spit kept fighting for two more minutes as if nothing were wrong. It was too funny to shoot him and finally he elevated vertically and disappeared into the stratosphere.  I guess he went back to the mothership.

[100Coogn]

some years ago, I was climbing, above 10k with a squadmate. A numbers' guy sent me a request to join in my plane and I let him in saying <<welcome aboard sir>>.
After 5 seconds on radio I sorta screamed <<Have a nice ride down, beach!!>> and bailed out.

That was good 5 minutes laugh on Teamspeak. 

  I believe I recall that flight.

  Coogan

[W7LPNRICK]

And then you, as a man, admitted your mistake, offered no excuses and apologized.  It therefore does not count because you were not stupid enough.  <S>


I'm pretty sure I was the "wingman" Wiley referred to which he describes above ^^^^^.  I get him killed more than the enemies.  I'm still thinking about what I am going to post because I have done so many stupid things.  I'm trying to think of one that I only did once, but I seem to repeat my stupidity.  I guess it was the first week I played, landing a couple kills I see a friendly bomber landing too but there is another bomber, right there with him.  I call out "watch it, you got another bomber trying to vulch you"..no answer..........."I'll get him..".  Then I shot his AI and was dead.

Hahahaha... wait a minute 

[W7LPNRICK]

Open doors, line up on VH and calibrate.  Cons near, no real danger but keep my attention JUST enough.  Drop!   Salvo set for hitting a CV...


Another one...  When I had JUST started playing AH.  Someone called out for troops, so I upped an M3 and started on my way....for a 4 1/2 sector drive.

+10 Winner!!!

[Butcher]

Seen one of the bomber missions being posted on 200 - I decided to up a FW-190d9 and climbed to 25k, after shooting down some of the escorts, one of the B-17s took my wing off which I landed, I had exactly 250 perks and that was the cost of the 262, so I take off from the same runway I landed on - as I am rolling down the runway I hear bombs dropping and the hangers are all going down - right before I started nosing up off the runway I hear the wistling of the bomb then "BAM!" back to tower.

I thought I was vulched on the runway, turns out one of the buffs salvo'ed off a pair of 500lbs for the ammo bunker while I was next to it, it was just the right time and right place for his bombs.

/I raged logged

[titanic3]

Leading a mission to strats. Just as we were about line up, a base gets taken and the strats warps away to happy fun land. 

We got raped by fighters shortly after. All 15 or so of us B17s. Only myself and two others managed to land. 

[W7LPNRICK]

droping my external fuel tank, dive on a bad guy putting a steady stream of bullets in him, and watch him fly away because I didn't have my secondary guns selected.

weekly...?  

[W7LPNRICK]

Just last night, surrounded and alone with 5 different planes attacking me, decide to have a little fun and pull an extreme maneuver, watch as 3 of the enemy planes auger into the ground trying to get a shot in. A 4th guy got me though, but it was a lot of fun 

Was that me? I think it was everyone else died....