Another thing to never do again

[mechanic]

never do valium with your mrs on a long haul flight..
and let her take a glass of water from the air hostess..
then drop it in your lap ..
to be woken from the depths of a chemical knockout to some wet cold sheet happening in your lap..
try to jump up repeatedly..shouting what the shreck what the shreck...repeatedly..
finally realise the seat belt is done up ..shout feeck one last time ( to make sure everyone is awake in cabin and looking at you)and release belt
stand in middle of aisle looking down at the big wet patch in your crotch..thinking what the shreck just happened..
make hasty retreat to WC...

 

[Melvin]

Never, under any circumstances, should you dice up a fresh habanero pepper and then decide to itch your family jewels.


I sat in a bathtub of ice water for an hour with tears streaming from my face.

 

[homersipes]

lmao

Never, under any circumstances, should you dice up a fresh habanero pepper and then decide to itch your family jewels.

kinda did the same thing but with icy hot, had the wife put icyhot on my back and like 4 hours later it was still on her hands

[Grayeagle]

Never go to Hooters .. order up a giant drink with yer wings .. and spill it all over yourself just moving it closer to drink out of it.

I mean .. I had 3 waitresses bendin over offering to help clean it up around me
.. wife was ..well .. glaring is one word that described her look ..at me..
..while I ..umm .. helped as best I could.

Never do that.

Yes I like boobsalot.

-Frank aka GE

[Bodhi]

I took it so I could have a cool skull....the stupid moment was smelling it......should have left it on a ant pile or something....


when I say I puked viciously...I am not kidding...4 times I went back into the kitchen every time I hit the smell I ran outside and hurled worse then I ever have have 

finally I was able to run in the kitchen and grab the pot run to dumpster and toss it in....

If you ever do this in the future, take the skull to a river or pond that has crayfish in it and deposit it.  They WILL clean every bit of meat off of it.  Just make sure to routinely check it every couple of days as when they are finished with the meat, they start working on the bone.

[ink]

If you ever do this in the future, take the skull to a river or pond that has crayfish in it and deposit it.  They WILL clean every bit of meat off of it.  Just make sure to routinely check it every couple of days as when they are finished with the meat, they start working on the bone.

not many rivers in the middle of the desert in Arizona 

otherwise good idea

[W7LPNRICK]

lmaokinda did the same thing but with icy hot, had the wife put icyhot on my back and like 4 hours later it was still on her hands

We had a Bully in High School PE, every time the coach looked the other way he would way-lay some smaller kid (I was one of them but ya can't tell now), so we caught him the next day with his locker open & unattended. We Atomic Balm'd his Jockey Strap....about 10 minutes into a hot sweaty work-out...warm shower dilates all the pores & it just burns worse... He wasn't such a bully after that...? wonder why?  

[W7LPNRICK]

not many rivers in the middle of the desert in Arizona 

otherwise good idea

Lots of cattle ponds our east of Gilbert near GM proving grounds...or was when I was a kid...

[homersipes]

...warm shower dilates all the pores & it just burns worse.

same thing with fiberglass insulation,  :old:cold shower after and a nice heavy coat of baby powder before pawing around in the stuff.  We us a mineral wool at work which is basically stone melted down into a blanket form to insulate around chimneys, I had wrapped the chimney before hand and then crawled by and my shirt lifted, some of the fibers went down my back wanted to dig my skin off