I can teach you how to run into trees gracefully. 
Can you teach him how to roll up under Lancs and pivot and fire like your 38 is on a damned barstool?
I don't fly Lancs much to begin with, and your Lightning surgery shenanigans aren't making me want to ever again.
I think you took all three of mine down in ~6 seconds, and exposed yourself for all of 1.5 of that.

(I'll salute you even if you don't salute back.)