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Offline Getback

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House Paint White!
« on: July 07, 2012, 04:45:02 PM »
A buddy and I went out to play golf in this extreme heat today. Good lord it is hot. We through on sunscreen, drank tons of liquids, and stayed in the shade as much as possible. It was grueling and yet great to be out. It was my first time out this year. So it was rough in lots of ways.

When we got back to his Jeep the temperature gauge read 108. O.....M......G My strength was completely gone even though we road in a cart. Yet my sense of humor was in tact.

A lady had just started her shift when I turned in the cart and keys. I look at her and ask, "Did the Sun bleach my hair?" (It's house paint white). She starts laughing and giggling. Then asks, "What color was it when you started?" I said brown. She bends over laughing and tearing up.

Well I made someone's day
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Re: House Paint White!
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2012, 06:21:47 PM »
I went from 103 to 74 today. Figures since I was planning on hanging out at the pool today. 

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2012, 06:36:12 PM »
I went from 103 to 74 today. Figures since I was planning on hanging out at the pool today. 

104 here right now in Indiana. It's miserable.

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Re: House Paint White!
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2012, 06:47:59 PM »
111 in 29 Palms - working inside never felt so good. Humidity around today tho, had to put the A/C on!!

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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2012, 08:17:32 PM »
Pretty good here right now, rained a few hours ago and cooled off real nice
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Re: House Paint White!
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2012, 08:17:46 PM »
104 here right now in Indiana. It's miserable.

Turned on The Weather Channel this morning, and this is what i saw



103 here in PA, Needless to say, i listened  :D
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Re: House Paint White!
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2012, 09:54:19 PM »
Temp was only 105 today, heat index 107.


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Re: House Paint White!
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2012, 10:07:08 PM »
104 here right now in Indiana. It's miserable.
We get that every year and I really never get used to it. Miserable indeed.

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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2012, 01:57:40 AM »
"Did the Sun bleach my hair?" (It's house paint white). She starts laughing and giggling. Then asks, "What color was it when you started?" I said brown. She bends over laughing and tearing up.

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Re: House Paint White!
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2012, 09:44:40 AM »
I`m envious
we`ve had rain every day for months..
yesterday we had a months rain in 1 day...
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Re: House Paint White!
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2012, 09:47:37 AM »
Can't complain about the heat where I'm at. Went down south for the 4th, every day was triple digits. Day 1 was 115!! The pool was beautiful though  :D

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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2012, 11:45:58 AM »
Spent almost the entire day outside. Most time I've spent in a pool in a while.
But did get something accomplished. We got our 1 year old Golden retriever to loose his fear of being in the water.

Having a golden that was afraid of the water. (among many other things) just wasnt going to wash. Picked him up and dropped him in then kept him there. Eventually introduced what it life to most Goldens A Ball.

First he took it in his mouth. then we put it a foot away from him and he reached for it. then a few feet more and he went for that. Eventually to the other side of the pool.
By the end of the after noon he was jumping in the pool by himself.

Havent decided yet if that part is a good thing or not yet. LOL
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2012, 12:15:22 PM »
It's a cool 95 in Orlando, which is ironic
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2012, 12:20:22 PM »
is it bad that because i worked for 3 years in a mcdonalds im used to the heat no matter how hot and that i delivered newspapers for 3 other years in the freezing cold of winter so im used to that too? :headscratch: i didnt even realize it was over 100 in MA until someone told me :uhoh
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Re: House Paint White!
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2012, 01:09:46 PM »
is it bad that because i worked for 3 years in a mcdonalds im used to the heat no matter how hot and that i delivered newspapers for 3 other years in the freezing cold of winter so im used to that too? :headscratch: i didnt even realize it was over 100 in MA until someone told me :uhoh

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