Midway, schmidway.
Now, back to the topic at hand, please.
Current status of Kappa and TheDudeDVant
and impact on the Army of Muppets
TheDudeDVant stays CO of AoM
and Kappa becomes XO
and both switch roles each year on Jan 1st, thereby demonstrating awesome maturity, surprise, and leadership to all.
Kappa publicly thanks TheDudeDVant for carrying CO responsibility for 8 years while founder was AWOL.
Have AoM any news worthy of public announcement yet? Your fans are anxiously waiting and hoping all is well or will be well soon. No need for internal sausage making details...
...only announceable results requested.