Waffel could at least put a pinup picture of a sheep for us in the tower.
Or even a calendar with Ewe girls of the 8th Airforce, RAF, VVF, IJN\IJA, Regia A and Luftwaffe in lengerie. Then every tour a new page shows up on the calendar with a new Ewe girl. One better would be to let you hover your mouse over the calendar and change the pictures so your favorite Ewe girl shows everytime you are in the tower. Hitech could hide an easter egg in it of his favorite bottle of scotch or his own picture or a giant killer redwood if you discover how to make it show up in the calendar.