I believe Zack is enroute now, as Grand Pie Master, to the Tragedy to console local inhabitants and offer his support and condolences to the stricken community.
First reports indicate a PLO ( Pie Liberation Organisation) operation went horribly wrong....dont quote me in Check6... authorities are following a gravey trail to a yet undisclosed location.... we might have Piegate on our hands, ...mmm......pass the napkin