leaflets will be dropped soon........the text is below. it is hoped that this may help to avert the need to shed any more axis cartoon blood.
Residents of Munich, and surrounding areas. This is a plea from the United States 8TH Air Force Command.
by this time tomorrow, your skies will be raining down bombs, on your factories, air fields, munitions factories,
and anything else that could be a threat. we are begging you all to please help us to help you, and stop this
sensless destruction. you may be asking yourself, "how can i help?"
try talking to the soldiers on the ground. make it known you don't want to be bombed, and tell them that if they
all surrender, they may save Munich, and the surrounding areas. try the same thing with any of your pilot friends.
if both of those fail, we have a plan for you to follow. through extensive, and exhaustive testing, and studies, we
have discovered that the typical luftwaffe pilot is uncontrollably drawn to sheep in leiderhosen. in particular, they
must be leather, and one size too small.
if you were to outfit your cities sheep this way, then herd them to the luftwaffe airfields, along with some of your
finest beer, you may be able to avoid the coming destruction.
that is all.
