I had a Indian guy other year knocking on my door asking for charity money for the poor in Indian, I told him in colorful expleative that India launched a rocket and the UK never has

It dose not explain with everyone in the world having camera's on the phones we don't have a increase in UFO and Alien photo's.
May be the amount of idiots is static, Lusche could do a pie chart for said idiots in society

In the North of England there are more Airports and Pubs this results in a increase of sightings, also in the North Of England where I am from people are generally more stupid.

In regards to moon moving away Skuzzy says it is true, I have been in my bunker for a month now and have ran out of Toilet paper
