for Boring meetings at work

[Rob52240]

I found this while organizing my filing cabinet.  We used to play it at work when they forced us to attend boring pointless meetings.  If you print some out and give them to your buddies it helps make the meeting a little less meaningless.

Like any game of bingo, just mark off the words as you hear them said by the speaker.

[VonMessa]

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am IN!!! 

[Dragon]

That would have come in handy last week when I was in the mindset to have an employee empowerment meeting to inform the slackers to start creating some win win contracts to help our bottom line or they were going to be cut out of the loop.

 

[Rob52240]

You would have won!

[RTHolmes]

Ive been banned from using the expression "critical mass" in meetings. it annoys the senior partner

[shotgunneeley]

If you print some out and give them to your buddies it helps make the meeting a little less meaningless.

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Granted that no one missed a word, all of the players would win at the same time... collective BS!

[icepac]

I found a life preserver on a test drive and scooped it up.

They called yet another meeting of technicians at the lexus dealership........which is what clueless management does when they are getting heat from above and I wore the life preserver to the meeting.

When they asked me why I was wearing it, I said "so I don't drown".

They read between the lines.......or maybe it was my pants rolled up that added the clue for them to put it together.

I was fired a couple of weeks later regardless of turning a 90 hour week.

[StabOps]

The current one i really hate is


"going forward"

ugh

Stab

[eagl]

Ive been banned from using the expression "critical mass" in meetings. it annoys the senior partner

Why?  Is she fat?

[Pigslilspaz]

I found a life preserver on a test drive and scooped it up.

They called yet another meeting of technicians at the lexus dealership........which is what clueless management does when they are getting heat from above and I wore the life preserver to the meeting.

When they asked me why I was wearing it, I said "so I don't drown".

They read between the lines.......or maybe it was my pants rolled up that added the clue for them to put it together.

I was fired a couple of weeks later regardless of turning a 90 hour week.

[Seanaldinho]

Whats the prize? Job hunting again? 

[Dago]

Did anyone mention this is a rip-off of a Dilbert comic from years ago, where they passed out sheets for a meeting and called it "Buzzword Bingo"?

[Scherf]

That one doesn't take it to the next level.

Really, you should reach out to the guy who put that together.

[SEraider]

I wonder if my employees would do this during my meetings? 

Nah, they all LOVE my meetings.