Author Topic: Fatty leads the FDBs... (Read 2101 times)

AKSWulfe · « **on:** June 20, 2001, 03:19:00 PM »

Lead those boys to victory Capn' Fatty!

-SW

[ 06-20-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]

Fatty · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2001, 05:50:00 PM »

Where did you get that, it's secret meetings! Next thing you know you'll be stealing all my best pickup lines.

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Hey baby, wanna see my bridge?

skernsk · « **Reply #2 on:** June 20, 2001, 06:01:00 PM »

Gotta love the FDB ready room.

Doesn't Fatty look like a dork in that st00pid uniform.

Hobodog · « **Reply #3 on:** June 20, 2001, 06:18:00 PM »

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Hobodog · « **Reply #4 on:** June 20, 2001, 06:20:00 PM »

Is fatty wearing one of those BELLY TIGHTS

skernsk · « **Reply #5 on:** June 20, 2001, 06:32:00 PM »

No hobo...it's a girdle that he got off of a dead Luftwhiner.

Fatty · « **Reply #6 on:** June 20, 2001, 08:23:00 PM »

Yeah skernsk, I think her name was MrFish.

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #7 on:** June 20, 2001, 08:32:00 PM »

I've got better pick up lines Fatty!
For example:

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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

And the best one of all:

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I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

'Cuz I'm a pimp... just ask Animal!

-SW

StSanta · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2001, 03:03:00 AM »

Skernsk, you need to learn more about LW anatomy and psychology.

I mean, we need the BOING! noodle movement limitor in our 109's - the cockpit is just too small and without it we'd bruise our faces every time we see one of them cuuute FDB's or ASSassins hanging in their little pink chutes.

milnko · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2001, 07:26:00 AM »

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Originally posted by StSanta:
noodle movement limitor in our 109's - the cockpit is just too small and without it we'd bruise our faces every time we see one of them cuuute FDB's or ASSassins

U used the terms too small, cockpit, noodle, and face all in the same paragraph...Normally I'd say that's a bad combo, but seeing how it's from you Santa, I'd just suggest ya keep your face outta others crotches.

OH MY!

skernsk · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2001, 03:04:00 PM »

ROFL....nice one Milnko.

Hangtime · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2001, 03:17:00 PM »

Ka-Ching; 3 points!

milnko · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2001, 12:46:00 PM »

This thread WAS off to a premature silent death, I musta hurt someone's feelings with my callous and thoughtless reply, I'd like to apologize...........but I can't! WAHAHAAHHAHA!

OH MY!™

Fatty · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2001, 12:51:00 PM »

You liar, you're just trying to keep attention off that thread you started about nits, that I'm about to punt to the top

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2001, 01:07:00 PM »

I think it's because it's because the FDB's are experiencing a bit of identity crisis.

I mean, each and everyone of them had their johnson's pack up their balls and leave.

That must be quite a hit to a "man's" ego and lifestyle. This would explain their new found love for leather chaps, wine coolers and pillow talk.

As for the Assassins, what's the deal with you hiding your tails between your legs and running away from a fight? Is it the lack of an obstruction between your legs that you needed your tail there? But what about the running away? Were you expecting Rip to chase you down and pinch you on the ass?

I dunno about the FDBs and Assassins... seems like they forgot to take their "man" pills.
-SW