Futureman here again................
Perdue discovers the difference between famous (which he thought he was) and infamous (which he is), is awarded the Aces High "Most Locked Event Threads" Medal, steals a goat, marrys it, (yes you can marry anything in the future), finds out a wee bit too late about his wee bits after finally reading the prophylactic package directions that say to "remove from package before wearing", (even though they did fit that way), and dies alone in a cave in France.

*poof*