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Offline Nathan60

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One check and the proper application of
« on: September 28, 2012, 03:57:56 PM »
So yeah been sneaking all day in a office full o women and haven't got busteed yet, and these woman wouold let you know they know you did it. I think they blame the temp(female)
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Offline SilverZ06

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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2012, 04:00:54 PM »
 :huh Whisky Tango Foxtrot
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2012, 04:03:25 PM »
Quote from: SilverZ06 on September 28, 2012, 04:00:54 PM
:huh Whisky Tango Foxtrot

Im farting but they are quiet so the place just smells like death but nobody can pinpoint the sorce, I almost slipped up while attempting to crop dust  a male coworker over in another dept but luckaly the slightly audible noise was overruled by the copier kicking on just then.


But its after 5 so I can let em rip as all my minions have cleared out.(hope none comeback for anything)
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2012, 04:05:48 PM »
Oh. Ok, need to clarify the first post.  :aok
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2012, 04:06:11 PM »
India Tango Sierra.  Foxtrot Romeo India Delta Alpha Yankee.   :banana:  :rock
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2012, 04:10:43 PM »
Quote from: SilverZ06 on September 28, 2012, 04:05:48 PM
Oh. Ok, need to clarify the first post.  :aok

One cheek sneak? Need clarifaction? Stop trollin' me brae.
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2012, 04:12:39 PM »
have you tried lighting a piece of toilet paper yet hammy?
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Offline SilverZ06

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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2012, 04:29:12 PM »
Quote from: Nathan60 on September 28, 2012, 04:10:43 PM
One cheek sneak? Need clarifaction? Stop trollin' me brae.

except it says one check not cheek in the title. What were you checking?
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2012, 05:52:53 PM »
 :x :x
Quote from: Nathan60 on September 28, 2012, 04:03:25 PM
Im farting but they are quiet so the place just smells like death but nobody can pinpoint the sorce, I almost slipped up while attempting to crop dust  a male coworker over in another dept but luckaly the slightly audible noise was overruled by the copier kicking on just then.


But its after 5 so I can let em rip as all my minions have cleared out.(hope none comeback for anything)

 :x once coming down in elevator I let one rip! Stinkiest crap ever, halfway down on 6th floor elevator stopped, OMG the freaking hottest girl I had saw ever in my office.. As she stepped in and i got off, the door was closing behind me when I hear her scream "Ohh my God! I think I had tears coming down my eyes because of the laughter
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2012, 07:29:53 PM »
we were installing a bathfan and the guy I was working with was up in the attic, very small only about 2 feet tall at the peak from the top of the collar ties.  Well we had chinese food the night before and it KILLED my stomach so I go in turn the unvented(staight into attic) on and dropped a duece, I thought he was going to die, was the smelliest I have ever had and he had no place to go :rofl :rofl.  This farmer guy I work with had a stomach bug and we get to the ladys house and shes like 90, we werent there for 10 minutes and he goes in the bathroom of this 24x24 house, its all open other than the bathroom and a closet.  So he is stinking the place up and I look over and the bathroom door was an old closet door with slats that run side to side, could see right through and the lady says "I dont think my septic will take that" :lol
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Offline Nathan60

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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2012, 01:06:39 AM »
Quote from: SilverZ06 on September 28, 2012, 04:29:12 PM
except it says one check not cheek in the title. What were you checking?
Damn, it was late in the day(started at a funeral) work was slow and the company had an outing to 6 Flags Georgia planned for the evening.(At 33 I can tell ya the rides hurt more now especially the Ninja that I rode 5 time twice back to back with only 4 people on it lol I got video I'll post my coaster face later)
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2012, 01:09:24 AM »
Quote from: madhogg on September 28, 2012, 05:52:53 PM
:x :x
 :x once coming down in elevator I let one rip! Stinkiest crap ever, halfway down on 6th floor elevator stopped, OMG the freaking hottest girl I had saw ever in my office.. As she stepped in and i got off, the door was closing behind me when I hear her scream "Ohh my God! I think I had tears coming down my eyes because of the laughter

That always seems to happen, I've flat out ripped one infort of the office hottie before(shes my bud) damn thing lasted a good 6 seconds.
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2012, 02:20:44 AM »
Dont check Hammy's six it will make you
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2012, 02:23:14 AM »
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Re: One check and the proper application of
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2012, 12:50:22 PM »
Quote from: madhogg on September 28, 2012, 05:52:53 PM
:x :x
 :x once coming down in elevator I let one rip! Stinkiest crap ever, halfway down on 6th floor elevator stopped, OMG the freaking hottest girl I had saw ever in my office.. As she stepped in and i got off, the door was closing behind me when I hear her scream "Ohh my God! I think I had tears coming down my eyes because of the laughter


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