I can drink Tequila faster the you can. Minnious "Melvin" the Minnow swims in the shallows with tadpoles.

.......Amateurs seems filling

We called em beer bongs back in my day. It was alot more than "A" beer more like 4-5

Burp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MshWMq675u8&feature=related or maybe a Teqqqquilaaa Shotgun complete with 12 shots

These days I occasionally have a Moosehead or 2 gives me heartburn.

Tequila in the Summer, Whiskey in the Winter, Good Wine all the Time .....
