I have decided to form my own squad. I can then set the requirements for the winning of medals and promotion prospects are excellent. Since yesterday I have been promoted from a slop-jockey in my virtual squadron canteen, to Fieldgeneralmarshalladmiral Class1 with chocolate sprinkles.
Also I have awarded myself the Croix de Guerre, Legion D Honour, Medal of Honour, Victoria Cross, Hero of the Soviet Union and the Anthony Plomb medal for being killed in the process of rescuing an injured hamster.
I have printed said awards out on good quality card and shall be sporting them at the pub tonight and watching the ladies swoon.