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Offline danny76

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Torture Techniques
« on: October 17, 2012, 11:40:46 AM »
Since waterboarding has been banned, the CIA have taken to pushing handfuls of grapes up the arses of Taliban suspects.

So far it hasn't made any of them talk, but a couple have let out a little wine.
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Offline Devil 505

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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2012, 11:57:57 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2012, 12:20:05 PM »
I actually laughed out loud.   :lol 
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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2012, 01:27:57 PM »
or maybe they can force the taliban to read some of the BBS topics lol
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2012, 01:35:52 PM »
Quote from: Fud on October 17, 2012, 01:27:57 PM
or maybe they can force the taliban to read some of the BBS topics lol

All they need to do is make a sitcom starring young Mohammed with teenage co-actors at Disney style highschool setup. It will make them confess anything just to stop seeing it.
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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2012, 04:13:45 PM »
No one will believe me that the Merlot I was sipping suddenly didn't taste very good after reading this. :frown:
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Offline danny76

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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2012, 04:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Ripsnort on October 17, 2012, 04:13:45 PM
No one will believe me that the Merlot I was sipping suddenly didn't taste very good after reading this. :frown:
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline rabbidrabbit

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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2012, 04:43:22 PM »
Quote from: Ripsnort on October 17, 2012, 04:13:45 PM
No one will believe me that the Merlot I was sipping suddenly didn't taste very good after reading this. :frown:
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Offline Rash

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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2012, 10:53:20 PM »
Have a brave 14 year old girl bully them with words.
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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2012, 11:36:22 PM »
i read this to a customer, as he'd asked what i was laughing so hard at.......he nearly fell over laughing too.  :aok :rofl
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2012, 12:51:42 AM »
Its not a laughing matter :old:

 :rofl

The CIA should let them tune into CH 200 they would spill the beans after 5 mins of that :)

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Offline Rich46yo

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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2012, 04:19:05 AM »
When did we stop drowning them? Is that an Obama thing?
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Offline ap1102

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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2012, 04:33:12 PM »
Confuscious say "He who has grape shoved up keister , has bellybutton in jam".
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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2012, 02:27:48 AM »
My favorite method was featured in the Gods Must be Crazy film.

When the guys wouldn't talk they tossed them blindfolded out of a chopper.  The chopper was hovering a couple feet off the ground.
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Re: Torture Techniques
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2012, 10:43:21 AM »
Send them to Chucky Cheese; if they still won't talk, put them in a Chucky Cheese costume giving away free tokens.
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