As of Oct 24:
San Jose Earthquakes: 19-6-8, Won the Supporters Shield with 1 game left in the regular season, #1 seed in playoffs, and Chris Wondolowski is 1 goal away from tying single season record. (Was 14th place out of 18 at end of last season)
Chicago Bears: 5-1, only sour note was losing to the damn Packers
San Francisco Giants: WORLD SERIES BABY
San Antonio Scorpions: Knocked out of the playoffs by Minnesota Stars FC (who won last year's, and are all but assured this year's)
Boston Red Sox: Rather not talk about it
Oregon St. Football: 6-0, best start since 1907, ranked #7, couldn't ask for more considering we were 3-9 last year
Bayern Munich: 8-0 in Bundesliga, outscoring opponents by 3.0 on average so far.

Life is good, Life is good.