Army has an immediate opening for a General

[Rob52240]

I should add that this position is in the North Korean Army and the guy you replaced was forced to target a position with a mortar, then stand there while the mortar crew mortard'ed him.

Then again he should have known better than to have a drink during the 100 day mourning period after dear leader's death.  If the north Korean people find out about this Dear Leader Jr's approval rating will probably drop to around 120%.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222442/North-Korean-official-executed-drinking-100-day-mourning-late-Dear-Leader-Kim-Jong-il.html

[titanic3]

Ouch, I would've just grabbed the nearest pistol and shot myself rather than go through that

[Rob52240]

Ouch, I would've just grabbed the nearest pistol and shot myself rather than go through that

You must not have a family to help you become a bigger example.

[titanic3]

You must not have a family to help you become a bigger example.

I'd rather die by my own hands than Kim Mentally Il.