You forgot the part about Han Solo not being able to deal with Leia's job and developing a nasty drug habit, leading to him having to steal the millenium falcon from the impound lot. Don't worry, he'll be back in episode 8 where he saves Luke right before Luke commits suicide after a young jedi says he wants to grow up to be just like Luke and considers him to be a father figure. They go off, get drunk, go to a strip club, and Luke meets an attractive yet strangely subdued barmaid, who in episode 9 turns out to be a "wild" jedi, using her power to remain hidden in plain sight as a barmaid while she works behind the scenes to improve conditions in her home town, a traditional role of the jedi. Luke makes her preggy just by taking a sip from her beer (remember this is disney) and we fast-forward to Leia and Han's kids playing with Luke and barmaid chick's kids before school at the new jedi academy. JarJar returns as one of the jedi academy's first tenured professors, and the students still laugh at/with him when he slams his tongue in the door or sits on a squeaky robot thingy at the beginning of class. Obi-wan's ghost watches jarjar's foolishness from the corner, smiles and shakes his head, then gazes fondly at his also-dead friend Anakin who is setting up another prank since he's not afraid to use both the light and dark sides of the force now that he's dead.
