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Offline Shuffler

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My Ship Has Come In....
« on: November 23, 2012, 09:54:30 AM »
I received this email today.... from Harold Juson [temp@isavalue.com]

Hi,

  I am Harold Juson, head officer of Cargo unit at Atlanta international airport Georgia.  I am contacting you regarding a diplomatic consignment box which the scan report showed some amount of US dollar bills in it.  The box was abandoned by a diplomat from Afghanistan because he was unable to pay the consignment clearance fee of 2,600dollars. The official document of the box has your name, your address and email on it and on my supposition, the box will contain about 1.5 million dollars. I have contacted you individually because I want you to partner with me to complete the delivery of the box to you and to validate my findings, do send me your name, your contact address and your telephone number and if it does tallies, I will go ahead and pay the clearance fee and proceed to your city to deliver the box to you in person but you have to assure me of 20percent of the total money in the box. I will appreciate if you can maintain confidentiality so as to facilitate a successfu  l delivery which can be completed

Regards,

Harold


I'm so excited. I will have to forward this to 419.  :devil
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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 10:01:08 AM »
I am impressed by how apparently successful Harold has been in his career, bearing in mind his inability to construct complete sentences :lol

Just tell him to take the $2600 out of the box and ship you the other $1'497'400 :old:
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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 10:02:52 AM »
Quote from: Shuffler on November 23, 2012, 09:54:30 AM
"...if it does tallies..."

Little alarm bell right here.

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Offline Grayeagle

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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2012, 11:56:42 AM »
can copy it and send it to the FBI Internet Fraud unit.. and cc Harold.

's what I do.

They never contact me again.

I bet even Harold wouldn't.

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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2012, 12:08:34 PM »
hey shuff ill go halvsies on the 20 percent if i can split the 1.5 mil with you. send me a check for 10% of the 1.5 mill so I know your for real and not just making up this email...............rofl

You guys dont realize how many stupid bellybutton saps these knuckleheads con into giving them money. it just amazes me how stupid some people can be.

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Offline Wiley

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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2012, 12:37:34 PM »
Danny's got the right idea.

The truly horrifying thing about these kinds of scams is, they wouldn't be as common as they are if they didn't work some percentage of the time.

There should be a registry for the people who have fallen for these kinds of scams, just to make certain they're not ever put in charge of anything dangerous or important.

Wiley.
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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2012, 12:47:29 PM »
Agreed Wiley.


And they say the average IQ is increasing  :bhead.
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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2012, 12:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Tank-Ace on November 23, 2012, 12:47:29 PM
And they say the average IQ is increasing  :bhead.

They probably changed how they measure it.  :rolleyes:

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Offline Shuffler

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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 01:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Tank-Ace on November 23, 2012, 12:47:29 PM
Agreed Wiley.


And they say the average IQ is increasing  :bhead.

It actually was at one time. Unfortunately some bleeding hearts now require us to protect the "unfortunate" species.

The stupid are actually a protected species now. They are allowed to procreate at will and we are expected to support them and their offspring.
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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2012, 01:31:04 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on November 23, 2012, 01:22:08 PM
It actually was at one time. Unfortunately some bleeding hearts now require us to protect the "unfortunate" species.

The stupid are actually a protected species now. They are allowed to procreate at will and we are expected to support them and their offspring.

Damn animal rights activists....
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Offline BaDkaRmA158Th

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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 04:21:32 PM »
Scuse me sir, teh monies has arrived!


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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 05:18:04 PM »
Quote from: Tank-Ace on November 23, 2012, 12:47:29 PM
Agreed Wiley.


And they say the average IQ is increasing  :bhead.
IQ is based on an average so that's actually impossible
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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 08:27:49 PM »
Quote from: Motherland on November 23, 2012, 05:18:04 PM
IQ is based on an average so that's actually impossible

 :lol


Have you got the money yet Shuffler? Can I borrow $3?  :old:

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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2012, 10:06:04 PM »
lol I turned it over to 419. Someone there will get to have fun no doubt. :D
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Offline Blackwulf

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Re: My Ship Has Come In....
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2012, 12:02:35 PM »
Even those who should know better fall for this. It's amazing.  Citibank once forwarded about a dozen funding requests totaling $27 million.  The only thing that saved them was the scammers tried to use multiple phony accounts and set it up wrong, so they were found out when some of the funds were returned to Citibank as incomplete transactions.
News story here:  http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/21/nyregion/21scam.html?_r=0
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