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Offline ozrocker

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Milking- The New Planking
« on: December 02, 2012, 07:29:09 AM »
So these knuckleheads in Newcastle, England have started what they call
"Milking".  All they do is go in a store, buy milk, then pour it over their heads :rofl
Being a big milk drinker my whole life makes this even more of an outrage :old:

Hey Batfink, can you go and slap some sense into them?
Zack, maybe smack them with a Pie?
Maybe Shida and Bruv could lend a hand too.

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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2012, 11:24:59 PM »
It is already in the US. When i learned about this, it was from the radio station i listen too on facebook with a local video... its plain old stupid...
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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2012, 04:31:52 AM »
Cat breaded Taylor Swift reporting FTW.



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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2012, 04:46:06 AM »
I milked Tec
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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2012, 05:34:59 AM »
Are people really that bored? :rolleyes:
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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2012, 06:31:32 AM »
Are people really that bored? :rolleyes:

Nope, just really that stupid.
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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2012, 08:49:54 AM »
Eventually some shop owners will bring back an old trend called 'Beating' where the kids get the sense knocked into them. :)

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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2012, 09:00:43 AM »
"Milking"


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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2012, 09:14:32 AM »
 :cry All that delicious milk wasted

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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2012, 10:12:56 AM »
Eventually some shop owners will bring back an old trend called 'Beating' where the kids get the sense knocked into them. :)



 :rofl :aok
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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2012, 10:20:06 AM »
This is rather obscene when there are people in the world without enough to eat.

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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2012, 11:50:42 AM »
This is rather obscene when there are people in the world without enough to eat.



It is. Though there would be complaints if we fed them feral Geordie chavs :old:
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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2012, 07:42:22 PM »
This is rather obscene when there are people in the world without enough to eat.



I like how people say that there's other people in the world starving and dying, but obviously not enough people care to do anything, and most of the time people who complain about it don't even help the issue themselves.

Now i'm not saying you don't do anything to help, Shida, but when people put stupid with food/liquids something is bound to be wasted and put to a unconventional use.

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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2012, 08:50:46 PM »
I like how people say that there's other people in the world starving and dying, but obviously not enough people care to do anything, and most of the time people who complain about it don't even help the issue themselves.

Now i'm not saying you don't do anything to help, Shida, but when people put stupid with food/liquids something is bound to be wasted and put to a unconventional use.


Well young man, respectfully I don't think it is a question of the quantity of people that care but more a mutually exclusive global system which distributes resources unfairly and illogically with a cultural value system which supports that and a decadent display of that.

We try to live conservatively and take only what we need and be grateful for what we have. My work sometimes touches on offering practical solutions to make a contribution here and there. What else can a private individual realistically do further than that?

Change people's opinions about their activities and values perhaps? But when the popular culture adorates things like MTV's scarred, Jack**s, Dirty Sanchez and the like so highly then it's probably an uphill and fruitless struggle encouraging people to think for themselves and be considerate and reflective.  :old:



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Re: Milking- The New Planking
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2012, 09:47:32 PM »
Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought milking involved a female and her......um.......tracts of land
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