Need help with MATH question?

[Shuffler]

I'm still hungup on how many licks it takes to get to the juicy tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.

[Meatwad]

I'm still hungup on how many licks it takes to get to the juicy tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.

It takes one lick of a toad to go to jail

[katanaso]

I have a master's degree in EE. One night my daughter was griping while doing her homework about how hard algebra was.

"Waaaa," I said, "I've forgotten more math than you'll ever know."

"So, why aren't you over here helping me, Dad?" she shot back.

I replied, "Weren't you listening? I've forgotten it." Luckily, she's not particularly accurate at throwing text books...that algebra book could have done serious damage!

I laughed.  I can relate.

[Hoarach]

I have a master's degree in EE. One night my daughter was griping while doing her homework about how hard algebra was.

"Waaaa," I said, "I've forgotten more math than you'll ever know."

"So, why aren't you over here helping me, Dad?" she shot back.

I replied, "Weren't you listening? I've forgotten it." Luckily, she's not particularly accurate at throwing text books...that algebra book could have done serious damage!

 

Now you want something that can seriously hurt, got to watch what I say at school around the girls.  These anatomy, physiology, and biochem textbooks at least 8-10 inches thick.  Now those things hurt.  The books are probably as small as they come for med school books which is scary.

[FiLtH]

I'm still hungup on how many licks it takes to get to the juicy tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.

   You'll have to ask Mr.Owl.

[Sabre]

Now you want something that can seriously hurt, got to watch what I say at school around the girls.  These anatomy, physiology, and biochem textbooks at least 8-10 inches thick.  Now those things hurt.  The books are probably as small as they come for med school books which is scary.

I could offer as some solace a comment about the throwing limitations of the female of the species, but don't want to offend . Anyway, at least you don't have to run far to get out of range of those monster med school books.