A Gauntlet Has Been Tossed!

[tunnelrat]

With the amount of caterwauling homogaitey in the MA and to a greater extent, on the forums, I am forced to throw down this gauntlet:


If you kill me* 3 or more times in the same night, and run your mouth on 200 (challenging me to the DA = Extra credit) you may enter MY challenge.

*Those automatically open for entry, as in the first one that picks up the gauntlet amongst the automatic winner pool WINS.


What you win:

An all expense paid trip (assuming you have a passport and aren't on some terrorist watch list, assuming you live out of the country) to:

BEAUTIFUL KANSAS CITY MISSOURI (In gross bellybutton March).

Including:

1.  To/From travel (Train or Aircraft + pick up to/from port of arrival/departure) to KC and back.

2.  LUXURIOUS (Just tell my wife it's awesome) accommodations for one week at Stately 80HD Manor

3.  DECADENT dinners on the town or provided by my wife (Which I can attest, personally, to the palatability thereof.

4. Trips to the Combat Air Museum in Topeka, and the WWI museum in KC (Amongst other frivolity, winners choice)

5.  My beating your ass** in my backyard (I provide boxing gloves, you must bring your own mouth piece) in a best-of-three melee.

6.  My beating your ass** at Battle For Middle Earth 2 (Or other RTS of my choice)

7.  Your beating my ass, repeatedly, in the DA in Aces High (Must bring own stick, will provide adequate computer - bring login info - unless you have a laptop)

8.  Accommodations (not travel) for one adult guest, and any Aces High staff that wish to attend any/all events. (Including afforementioned bellybutton beatings).


What you must do:

1.  Be able to take 3-5 days off in March of 2013, or be a scrub with no job in March of 2013.

2.  Be on the "Automatic Win List" AND respond with a positive before any other Automatic Win List players.

3.  Be a Devil Dog, TB, Debden, The Few, or JG 5 OBSERVER (you will pay your own way and sleep on a blissful air mattress - queen size - I will pay for the rest, and get your back and forth to the train station or airport)

4.  Bring your 80hd-is-going-DA-me-for-real-in-his-dog-crap-riddled-back-yard mouthpiece (for boxing)

5.  Bring your flight stick/mouse/whatever you need to school 80hd in the AH DA.

6.  If you aren't on the "Automatic Win List" ->  Shoot 80hd down in the MA, any day/night... talk MAD smack on 200, post on this thread your intent to challenge, shoot 80hd down 2 more times that day/night (I will continue to up and come at you and your pseudo-man horde), be an adult at least 18 years of age (This includes HOing spit-turds like Pepper, my wife will be here, no babies will be made).

7.  The balls and/or ovaries required to come out to Kansas in the dead of suck.




I'm upping right now.  Get some.

**I am drunk and haven't worked out in at least 2 months.  It will still be video recorded.

[tunnelrat]

Automatic Winners (i.e., just be the first to respond)

1.  Ink (Because I think he'd be a challenge boxing)

2.  Shuffler (Because he is a smack talking picking hotard ganger)

3.  Challenge (Because he is a Challenge)

4.  DilDolby (Because he gets under my skin like no other)

5.  Derpbrody (Because he is a Hungarian ass)

6.  00Seven (Or whatever he changes his name to this week)

7.  Who (Just because I think it'd be cool to hang)

8.  AKAK (because I know he is all talk)

9.  Bruv (Because I would like to learn the Spit)

10. Lazer (Because he becomes a picking hotard when he is drunk)

11.  999000 (Because if he can teach me to gun half as good as him, I can just fly buffs)

12.  HiTech (Because *Insert Whine He Has Never Heard Before Here)

13.  Adding SkyRock because of how hard he whines when he gets worked.

[RedBull1]

Automatic Winners (i.e., just be the first to respond)

1.  Ink (Because I think he'd be a challenge boxing)

2.  Shuffler (Because he is a smack talking picking hotard ganger)

3.  Challenge (Because he is a Challenge)

4.  DilDolby (Because he gets under my skin like no other)

5.  Derpbrody (Because he is a Hungarian ass)

6.  00Seven (Or whatever he changes his name to this week)

7.  Who (Just because I think it'd be cool to hang)

8.  AKAK (because I know he is all talk)

9.  Bruv (Because I would like to learn the Spit)

10. Lazer (Because he becomes a picking hotard when he is drunk)

11.  999000 (Because if he can teach me to gun half as good as him, I can just fly buffs)

12.  HiTech (Because *Insert Whine He Has Never Heard Before Here)

13.  Adding SkyRock because of how hard he whines when he gets worked.

I see how it is 

Also: Derpbrody made me lmao 

[tunnelrat]

I see how it is 

Also: Derpbrody made me lmao 

I didn't think you were old enough to travel without a consenting adult, if you are, you're in!

[RedBull1]

I didn't think you were old enough to travel without a consenting adult, if you are, you're in!

Depressing yet true, hit me up in 2 years 

[Debrody]

 

But hey i have never done boxing before!  
All i know is (usually in the same order):
-shoot ducks, pheasants, deers or wild hogs early in the morning
-drift around all the way home in some RWD junk
-get my stomach full of tasty elk steak or/and goulash
-wash it down with weissbeer n whiskey (shhh i have promised to my sweet that im not drinking anymore...  but can take an exception : )
-get to the pub and play some good songs to the friends with the band

Fair enough?  

[Midway]

With the amount of caterwauling homogaitey in the MA and to a greater extent, on the forums, I am forced to throw down this gauntlet:


If you kill me* 3 or more times in the same night, and run your mouth on 200 (challenging me to the DA = Extra credit) you may enter MY challenge.

*Those automatically open for entry, as in the first one that picks up the gauntlet amongst the automatic winner pool WINS.


What you win:

An all expense paid trip (assuming you have a passport and aren't on some terrorist watch list, assuming you live out of the country) to:

BEAUTIFUL KANSAS CITY MISSOURI (In gross bellybutton March).

Including:

1.  To/From travel (Train or Aircraft + pick up to/from port of arrival/departure) to KC and back.

2.  LUXURIOUS (Just tell my wife it's awesome) accommodations for one week at Stately 80HD Manor

3.  DECADENT dinners on the town or provided by my wife (Which I can attest, personally, to the palatability thereof.

4. Trips to the Combat Air Museum in Topeka, and the WWI museum in KC (Amongst other frivolity, winners choice)

5.  My beating your ass** in my backyard (I provide boxing gloves, you must bring your own mouth piece) in a best-of-three melee.

6.  My beating your ass** at Battle For Middle Earth 2 (Or other RTS of my choice)

7.  Your beating my ass, repeatedly, in the DA in Aces High (Must bring own stick, will provide adequate computer - bring login info - unless you have a laptop)

8.  Accommodations (not travel) for one adult guest, and any Aces High staff that wish to attend any/all events. (Including afforementioned bellybutton beatings).


What you must do:

1.  Be able to take 3-5 days off in March of 2013, or be a scrub with no job in March of 2013.

2.  Be on the "Automatic Win List" AND respond with a positive before any other Automatic Win List players.

3.  Be a Devil Dog, TB, Debden, The Few, or JG 5 OBSERVER (you will pay your own way and sleep on a blissful air mattress - queen size - I will pay for the rest, and get your back and forth to the train station or airport)

4.  Bring your 80hd-is-going-DA-me-for-real-in-his-dog-crap-riddled-back-yard mouthpiece (for boxing)

5.  Bring your flight stick/mouse/whatever you need to school 80hd in the AH DA.

6.  If you aren't on the "Automatic Win List" ->  Shoot 80hd down in the MA, any day/night... talk MAD smack on 200, post on this thread your intent to challenge, shoot 80hd down 2 more times that day/night (I will continue to up and come at you and your pseudo-man horde), be an adult at least 18 years of age (This includes HOing spit-turds like Pepper, my wife will be here, no babies will be made).

7.  The balls and/or ovaries required to come out to Kansas in the dead of suck.




I'm upping right now.  Get some.

**I am drunk and haven't worked out in at least 2 months.  It will still be video recorded.

    Somebody enjoyed their New Year's Eve celebration, I see.

[earl1937]

Automatic Winners (i.e., just be the first to respond)

1.  Ink (Because I think he'd be a challenge boxing)

2.  Shuffler (Because he is a smack talking picking hotard ganger)

3.  Challenge (Because he is a Challenge)

4.  DilDolby (Because he gets under my skin like no other)

5.  Derpbrody (Because he is a Hungarian ass)

6.  00Seven (Or whatever he changes his name to this week)

7.  Who (Just because I think it'd be cool to hang)

8.  AKAK (because I know he is all talk)

9.  Bruv (Because I would like to learn the Spit)

10. Lazer (Because he becomes a picking hotard when he is drunk)

11.  999000 (Because if he can teach me to gun half as good as him, I can just fly buffs)

12.  HiTech (Because *Insert Whine He Has Never Heard Before Here)

13.  Adding SkyRock because of how hard he whines when he gets worked.

I have it on goooooood info that Bru19 is going to test your skills in ACM with a "Stuka". You must first fire all guns until only 25 shells left in guns and contest will start with both taking off from same airfield, and on the opposite ends of the same runway. Ramming will be allow after expending all bullets and bail out is not a option! Pand and Snailman will be the opening act with B5N's with 20 bullets each!

[Triton28]

 

[ink]

 

"With the amount of caterwauling homogaitey in the MA..."

one of the funniest things I have ever read on these boards

[LCADolby]

[Daddkev]

  Is there a Nekked section ? 

[ozrocker]

Is there a Nekked section ? 

In the rear, I'm sure


                                                                                          Oz

[uptown]

............"caterwauling homogaitey"...........

[Scotch]

After I whip your bellybutton with these 24" pythons, your wife will be doing more than cooking me dinner!


She'll be getting us another beer.