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Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« on: January 02, 2013, 06:10:46 PM »
when you enter furballs.  You know it, just admit it.  You judge the size and magnitude and then select your a/c based on how outnumbered you are, lol!!!

Furball - Sides are even, some goofs are bombing inaccurately and you die when you make mistakes.  Normal night.  
Plane Selection:  Your normal bird

Holy Cow Furball - Red outnumber the green 2 to 1.  No bombers in sight...they just want to kill you and vulchpickHOram.  You're dying a little more than you like.
Plane Selection:  Your normal ride..maybe, just maybe you pick a non-embarrassing turny bird of the manly kind. 1, 1A, 61, etc.

WTF Furball - Red is now fully in your DAR bar 3 to 1, some idiot is screaming "JOIN MY MISSION" on country channel, you die trying to squelch him, you up and are hosed by a random 190 that ran up on the base at 14ft AGL and got below the turrents on the field ack.  You mad now but you smile when your child walks into the room and says, "daddy, why did you kick fido?"
Plane Selection:  Tempy, CHOG, NIK, Spit IX, 84, anything but a F6F since you can't see crap out of it.  BUT, you up from a base a little further away, yes, yes you do because youre smart.

Jesus-Tapdancin-Christ Furball - Red is all around, the basetake mentality is now rabid dog, vulchfest, even ACKACK is below 15K and there are two other guys besides yourself and you are dying at intervals measured in miliseconds.  You are PIZZED OFF!!!!!!  You are cursing your countrymen on country channel for not helping and you vow to pizz on the first guy that excuses himself from the fight.
Plane Selection: 16's, zekes, and Brewsters

This is (*&^ BULL-(*%$ Furball - You can't up.  When you do, a noob kills you by accident.  You're embarrassed to play for that chess piece and the same goofball is screaming on country about somePony D mission he thinks will win the war that you no longer care about.  Everyone has left you and troops are running.
Plane Selection:  Jet rage from another base.  Kill them all, pizz on them, I hate them for killing me and making cowards out of my scoremonger countrymen.  Everyone sucks but you and if they would just admit to being testicularly challenged, you'd feel a smidge better.

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« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 06:13:18 PM by Changeup »
"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered.  Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.  Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Morihei Ueshiba

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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2013, 06:13:44 PM »
k4, 1-5

#5 is me too.  :)
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 06:15:22 PM by Scotch »
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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2013, 06:15:01 PM »
"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered.  Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.  Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Morihei Ueshiba

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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2013, 06:18:06 PM »
I like the 1-hog. It's so versatile, I up it from vulched fields...  I will on occasion up an la7 to catch vulchers lazily commuting back to their safehavens, but a 1-hog is so much more sexy!



also, "Chicks dig gull wings!"



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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2013, 06:20:57 PM »
Furball, 1-5: F4U-1A, -4 if I feel like a perk ride, -1 if for some absurd reason the ENY is high enough to rule out the -1A.
Ground Attack: F4U-1C/D or B-25H

also, "Chicks dig gull wings!"

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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 06:21:39 PM »
K4 for 1-3, 262 for 4, and F29s for 5  :t
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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2013, 06:26:24 PM »
F29s for 5  :t

HA!!!!!!!!  I've seen you do it!!!  HA!!!! :rock
"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2013, 06:27:38 PM »
Thanks Changeup, you have made my evening! A classic.    :rofl

D9 for 1-3, 262 for 4-5.
G6 for the 1v1s against spits.
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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2013, 06:29:04 PM »
Thanks Changeup, you have made my evening! A classic.    :rofl

G6 for the 1v1s against spits.

Welcome.  I've seen you get called a cheater for that one! lol
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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 07:14:15 PM »
I do the opposite to Changeup, take a turny bird for the smaller fights, and something like a 190-D9 or P51 for the severely outnumbered situations
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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2013, 07:20:33 PM »
152 for 1 v whatever.

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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2013, 07:29:43 PM »
My normal stable has something for every kind of mood.

A6M3
A6M5b
Ki-84-Ia
Mosquito Mk VI
Spitfire Mk VIII
Spitfire Mk XIV

I'll grab other things at times just 'cause, but that is my normal "go to" list.
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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2013, 07:51:05 PM »
when you enter furballs.  You know it, just admit it.  You judge the size and magnitude and then select your a/c based on how outnumbered you are, lol!!!

Furball - Sides are even, some goofs are bombing inaccurately and you die when you make mistakes.  Normal night.  
Plane Selection:  Your normal bird

Holy Cow Furball - Red outnumber the green 2 to 1.  No bombers in sight...they just want to kill you and vulchpickHOram.  You're dying a little more than you like.
Plane Selection:  Your normal ride..maybe, just maybe you pick a non-embarrassing turny bird of the manly kind. 1, 1A, 61, etc.

WTF Furball - Red is now fully in your DAR bar 3 to 1, some idiot is screaming "JOIN MY MISSION" on country channel, you die trying to squelch him, you up and are hosed by a random 190 that ran up on the base at 14ft AGL and got below the turrents on the field ack.  You mad now but you smile when your child walks into the room and says, "daddy, why did you kick fido?"
Plane Selection:  Tempy, CHOG, NIK, Spit IX, 84, anything but a F6F since you can't see crap out of it.  BUT, you up from a base a little further away, yes, yes you do because youre smart.

Jesus-Tapdancin-Christ Furball - Red is all around, the basetake mentality is now rabid dog, vulchfest, even ACKACK is below 15K and there are two other guys besides yourself and you are dying at intervals measured in miliseconds.  You are PIZZED OFF!!!!!!  You are cursing your countrymen on country channel for not helping and you vow to pizz on the first guy that excuses himself from the fight.
Plane Selection: 16's, zekes, and Brewsters

This is (*&^ BULL-(*%$ Furball - You can't up.  When you do, a noob kills you by accident.  You're embarrassed to play for that chess piece and the same goofball is screaming on country about somePony D mission he thinks will win the war that you no longer care about.  Everyone has left you and troops are running.
Plane Selection:  Jet rage from another base.  Kill them all, pizz on them, I hate them for killing me and making cowards out of my scoremonger countrymen.  Everyone sucks but you and if they would just admit to being testicularly challenged, you'd feel a smidge better.

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 :rofl   Awesome post!! good job changeup, you made my night!!

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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2013, 08:01:28 PM »
fi 156 and I own joo all  :joystick:
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Re: Do NOT lie...you ALL do it....
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2013, 08:59:57 PM »
when you enter furballs.  You know it, just admit it.  You judge the size and magnitude and then select your a/c based on how outnumbered you are, lol!!!

Furball - Sides are even, some goofs are bombing inaccurately and you die when you make mistakes.  Normal night.  
Plane Selection:  Your normal bird

Holy Cow Furball - Red outnumber the green 2 to 1.  No bombers in sight...they just want to kill you and vulchpickHOram.  You're dying a little more than you like.
Plane Selection:  Your normal ride..maybe, just maybe you pick a non-embarrassing turny bird of the manly kind. 1, 1A, 61, etc.

WTF Furball - Red is now fully in your DAR bar 3 to 1, some idiot is screaming "JOIN MY MISSION" on country channel, you die trying to squelch him, you up and are hosed by a random 190 that ran up on the base at 14ft AGL and got below the turrents on the field ack.  You mad now but you smile when your child walks into the room and says, "daddy, why did you kick fido?"
Plane Selection:  Tempy, CHOG, NIK, Spit IX, 84, anything but a F6F since you can't see crap out of it.  BUT, you up from a base a little further away, yes, yes you do because youre smart.

Jesus-Tapdancin-Christ Furball - Red is all around, the basetake mentality is now rabid dog, vulchfest, even ACKACK is below 15K and there are two other guys besides yourself and you are dying at intervals measured in miliseconds.  You are PIZZED OFF!!!!!!  You are cursing your countrymen on country channel for not helping and you vow to pizz on the first guy that excuses himself from the fight.
Plane Selection: 16's, zekes, and Brewsters

This is (*&^ BULL-(*%$ Furball - You can't up.  When you do, a noob kills you by accident.  You're embarrassed to play for that chess piece and the same goofball is screaming on country about somePony D mission he thinks will win the war that you no longer care about.  Everyone has left you and troops are running.
Plane Selection:  Jet rage from another base.  Kill them all, pizz on them, I hate them for killing me and making cowards out of my scoremonger countrymen.  Everyone sucks but you and if they would just admit to being testicularly challenged, you'd feel a smidge better.

discuss

Same plane for any and all situations.  Simple.