The boxing has me interested,what weight class are you in? Not that it really matters I'd need help just getting into the ring these days and I'm pretty sure I couldnt last a whole 3 minute round. However,I bet you'd have a hard time hitting me! 

If lazy fat-ass is a weight class, then that.
I just have gloves, I will be out of wind and begging for another beer after a dozen swings. It's just fun to do, and as many times as irl bellybutton whoopins have been threatened, I figured it would be cool for one to actually happen. I mean, outside of a Korean Internet Cafe that is.
SO... Derangeup, you beat me you win the iPad... I beat you, I will give you the iPad for letting me win!