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Offline Changeup

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1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« on: January 22, 2013, 11:57:50 AM »
This tournament of opinions will decide, once and for all, the most retarded thing you can possibly do while flying in the game.

Rules:

1.  Must be a choice made by a pilot beginning at his/her choices in the hanger;
2.  Cannot include anything typed on 200;
3.  Limit your entrant into the tournament to one sentence;
4.  Enter as many times as you like;
5.  No GVs....just fighters;
6.  No 1 v 1 Tardlet actions;
7.  No stories please....we've probably already seen it in one form or another anyway;
8.  Community will vote on each "Tardlet 1 v 1" with a thumbs up/down in the forum with Tardlet winner moving on;
9.  Bracket closes Jan 25 @ midnight

My entrant:

The HO-then-run out of icon range because you can

EDIT:  can be a Tardlet philosophy as well.

My entrant:

"That's how they flew during WWII and this is war game"
« Last Edit: January 22, 2013, 12:02:19 PM by Changeup »
"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered.  Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.  Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Morihei Ueshiba

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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 12:22:17 PM »
My entry;

"Yes, I need to run out of icon range and wait until you are engaged with someone else to re-attack in my P51B."
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 12:29:06 PM »
"It's called extending.  Extending!"
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 12:41:59 PM »
"Where'd you guys go? I was out shoveling my driveway."
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 12:54:53 PM »


"Did Deadstik really just drop his goons from 10k?!?"
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 01:00:52 PM »
"Skill-less N00b I was AFK on autoclimb"
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 01:02:20 PM »
"OMG Turn your HAX off and fight fair!"
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 01:23:10 PM »
"think I'll unsquelch Who"
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2013, 01:57:28 PM »
"we are flying into the sun so they can't see us see them coming"
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2013, 01:58:08 PM »
"I'm not vulching, I'm supressing the base for capture."
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2013, 01:58:55 PM »
"It wasn't a gang, my squad is just having a squad night, all 32 of us. Well, 85 of us if you count all 3 wings!"
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2013, 02:06:26 PM »
"Hey guys, I just faceshot a 110G2. Where should I lift from now?"

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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2013, 02:10:05 PM »
"Think I'll fly sober tonight."
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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2013, 02:21:59 PM »
Who is John Galt?

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Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2013, 02:23:56 PM »
Up yours moonbats!.....My super secret ACM techniques will never fall into enemy hands way up here......... and besides I'm saving fuel.  :airplane:
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