Not wanting to chop onions? That's a crying shame.
Onions don't just make it better, they make it complete. Red onions preferably.
But, if I would have gone through the trouble to chop the onions, then I would not feel right about eating them without adding mustard. And they would, at that point, require good mustard. Not the cheap stuff in my fridge… That means a trip to the store. Where would it have ended? For crying out loud Pyro, do you want me to have time to play the game or not?
In retrospect, If I had the ability to change the title of this thread, It would read, “Aces High… With all the trimmings (except onions).”