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funked

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« on: April 08, 2001, 06:13:00 PM »
When I'm in a Spit I love to kill 190s, and when I'm in a 190 I love to kill Spits?

When I don't spot a bandit, he always spots me?

If I can't find any bandits for 30 minutes, and finally spot a low one and dive into attack, four high bandits will show up?

Offline Staga

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2001, 06:53:00 PM »
Its just your part in this world.
I know its toejamty job but somebody has to do it. Better luck in next life  

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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2001, 08:37:00 PM »
Phew!  I feel much better knowing I'm not the only one with these problems.  

funked

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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2001, 09:27:00 PM »
Hmm so it's just me.  Damn this life!  I'm going back to sleep, that's where I'm a Viking!

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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2001, 09:35:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by funked:
Hmm so it's just me.  Damn this life!  I'm going back to sleep, that's where I'm a Viking!

Where is this from? A friend of mine has it as his away message too

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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2001, 10:22:00 PM »
Funked, why is it that the last place you look is always where you find your keys?

Why when you buy a red Tahoe, there are suddenly thousands of red Tahoes?

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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2001, 10:33:00 PM »
When im on autoclimb and not paying attention, 4 high 51s will show up from out of nowhere.  heh funked

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2001, 11:29:00 PM »
Funked..

Thats exactly the reason i fly here and any online sim ive been involved with. What you describe is the challenge. If it wasnt that way, id be playing golf instead.


Dog out..........

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2001, 11:54:00 PM »
why is it that i'm more afraid when i'm behind my target Than one is behind me.

Why í don't fear a manouvrable spit while i fear a manouvring chog

Why do i screw up close at my target and miss maybe more than 50% off them

Why do i lose all my ammo on a target and it still survives while i get hit with one ping and die.

Why do others shoot so damn good

sometimes it just looks so unfair


especialy when i work my way out from a niki bounce get on his tail and get banged by someone else.

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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2001, 12:06:00 AM »
That's Ralph Wiggum, Moose  

[This message has been edited by SOB (edited 04-09-2001).]
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2001, 01:22:00 AM »
Funked drives a red canonero  

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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2001, 01:30:00 AM »
 
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Funked drives a red canonero  

well...that explains a lot  

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