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Offline tunnelrat

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Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« on: February 04, 2013, 01:35:52 PM »
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2013, 02:26:21 PM »
EEEEKK!

A Titmouse !!!
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2013, 02:50:22 PM »
^ Are you sure it's a Titmouse. Looks like a Blue Tit to me.
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2013, 02:52:52 PM »
Quote from: edog1977 on February 04, 2013, 02:50:22 PM
^ Are you sure it's a Titmouse. Looks like a Blue Tit to me.

Cyanistes caeruleus or Parus caeruleus?  :)

Dammit, you ruined my joke!  :furious
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2013, 04:15:45 PM »
Quote from: VonMessa on February 04, 2013, 02:52:52 PM
Cyanistes caeruleus or Parus caeruleus?  :)

Dammit, you ruined my joke!  :furious

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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2013, 05:18:37 PM »
Quote from: VonMessa on February 04, 2013, 02:52:52 PM
Cyanistes caeruleus or Parus caeruleus?  :)

Dammit, you ruined my joke!  :furious

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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2013, 07:50:20 PM »
tits cant carry this!
it isnt a matter of where he GRiPS it, its a question of weight ratios.

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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2013, 11:43:03 PM »
Quote from: edog1977 on February 04, 2013, 02:50:22 PM
^ Are you sure it's a Titmouse. Looks like a Blue Tit to me.

That TOTALLY got me thinking about one episode of Duckman

Duckman: Wow! That's a really big titmouse.
Cornfed: A very big titmouse.
Duckman: Can I grab the titmouse?
Cornfed: Sure, it's fun to grab the titmouse.
Duckman (aside): How long until the V-Chip arrives?
Cornfed: Another six months.
*High-five*
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 07:13:06 AM »
Quote from: Kenne on February 04, 2013, 07:50:20 PM
tits cant carry this!
it isnt a matter of where he GRiPS it, its a question of weight ratios.



"Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a tit needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?"
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2013, 07:20:08 AM »
Quote from: VonMessa on February 05, 2013, 07:13:06 AM
"Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a tit needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?"
Is that an African titmouse or a European titmouse?
I don't know! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2013, 09:01:46 AM »
Quote from: Saxman on February 04, 2013, 11:43:03 PM
That TOTALLY got me thinking about one episode of Duckman

Duckman: Wow! That's a really big titmouse.
Cornfed: A very big titmouse.
Duckman: Can I grab the titmouse?
Cornfed: Sure, it's fun to grab the titmouse.
Duckman (aside): How long until the V-Chip arrives?
Cornfed: Another six months.
*High-five*

I miss Duckman, havent seen it back on tv since it was cancelled back in the 90's
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2013, 02:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Kenne on February 04, 2013, 07:50:20 PM
tits cant carry this!
it isnt a matter of where he GRiPS it, its a question of weight ratios.


Was it an African Titmouse?

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Dam I got beaten to it...
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2013, 08:20:44 PM »
Nice to see other Python fans.....I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day!
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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2013, 10:55:06 PM »
Python fans are plentiful around these parts.

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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Don't miss the Tits on This!!
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2013, 06:29:49 AM »
Quote from: Copprhed on February 05, 2013, 08:20:44 PM
Nice to see other Python fans.....I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day!


Next you will be saying that you like to dress in women's clothing...   :noid
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