This is a series of text between my buddy and I today:
Me: I almost had an accident on the bike today. My life flashed through my head...it was well boring. I was like "Oh my god, I'm gonna die, because I thought I was going to die and everything". But hey I'm me, that's who I am and all this."
Me (later) Got a dentist appointment at 3pm today. Another deep cleaning, which means needles and blood and this that and everything else. I have an intolerance to needles, I have a note and everything. The dentist said he was going to punch me and kick me and all this if I don't go and I said "if you touch me, that is like abuse and I can sue you. You can do your own teeth its nothing to do with me".
Buddy: Thats massively unfair. He means bad. He ought to get over himself. Bigtime. You know what i mean? Not even a real doctor. Is he?.
You should have cussed him up.
Me: I cussed him up badly bro, then he got all kind and gentle and said he'd try not to hurt me...do you know what I said?
Buddy: Are you gay?
Me: Exactly. Are you bent? I asked and he got all angry and told me to shove it up my ass.
Buddy: They do that. Dont they. Benders.
Me: Standard.
Buddy: Isn't it
If you have no idea what we are talking about, you must be new to the internet, but here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4QDz3c3Auw
