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Offline Maverick

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Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« on: February 19, 2013, 06:54:23 PM »
Idiot demanded a statement from a police K9 even after being told it was a dog.  :huh  Then complains that the Police mocked the prosecutors office.  :cry
 
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/uk-police-issue-witness-statement-character-peaches-dog-203049574.html
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Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 06:59:49 PM »
I'm killing myself at the "statement" the dog filed.

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Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2013, 02:19:07 AM »
 :rofl :rofl
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Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2013, 03:06:47 AM »
I found Peach's statement to be witty, well thought out, and quite intriguing '"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach." It was then "signed" with a large black paw print.'

 :salute Peach!
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Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2013, 03:32:30 PM »
I had a dog called Ben :cry
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Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 05:56:27 PM »
 :rofl  :aok

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"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty.  Squirrel!!!  Good boy. Good boy Peach."

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Offline danny76

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Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2013, 02:25:06 AM »
Good work by the Bobby!

The CPS are fairly useless as an organisation, we used to call them Criminal Protection Service, or Couldn't Prosecute Satan!
Predominantly staffed by lawyers who failed to meet the grade as a defence solicitor, usually because their grasp of the law, the English language, or both are insufficient, they are snapped up by CPS to work as prosecutors :uhoh

Peach would probably have made it as a decent CPS lawyer but for the fact he would be overqualified :old:
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Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2013, 02:44:04 AM »
seems he was served some ruff justice (da da boom)
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Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2013, 04:14:36 AM »
Good thing they didn't call him 'Mr. Bean'
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