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Offline JB88

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red dawn - remake
« on: February 20, 2013, 06:18:25 PM »
really?


sigh.  there's a wasted afternoon.

i mean, suspension of disbelief and all.  hello?

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Re: red dawn - remake
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 07:32:02 PM »
OK: Can some chocolates and nylons still get ya laid? :D
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Re: red dawn - remake
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2013, 07:41:06 PM »
Quote from: bj229r on February 20, 2013, 07:32:02 PM
OK: Can some chocolates and nylons still get ya laid? :D

sure.  but can the remake of red dawn?

perhaps a "we need to do it for our country and make war babies before the north koreans invade" strategy?  hm...
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2013, 08:10:26 PM »
It actually was ok. It's not about a North Korean invasion either.
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2013, 08:25:54 PM »
Quote from: Slash27 on February 20, 2013, 08:10:26 PM
It actually was ok. It's not about a North Korean invasion either.

love story?   :huh
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Re: red dawn - remake
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 09:38:34 PM »
What?
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2013, 09:42:02 PM »
 :headscratch:

hmmmmm....
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2013, 09:55:22 PM »
Let's start again, I worded my post poorly. It was not just a North Korean invasion, they were part of a multi country invasion that included China, and Russia. It wasn't too far fetched to be enjoyed.
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Re: red dawn - remake
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2013, 02:21:06 AM »
Redawn is real and took place not in the USA but in the UK :old:


They invaded a place called Wigan in the North of England :old:

It never stopped raining and they could do nothing with the civilians because they spoke a dialect of old English and Norman :old:

They make "Uncle joes Mintballs" in Wigan. :old:

The invaders left as soon as they came as it was apparent it was a lost cause :old:

Next week I will discuss the ideas of "Ernest Sewell" and magic tricks :old:
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Re: red dawn - remake
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2013, 02:52:34 AM »
would the "wigan" invasion also include a scene with the charge of the whippet brigade ?   would the freedom fighters be identified by their wearing of flat caps and the female members be known as "flows" .    Instead of guns highly trained darts players would  snipe the soft "southern forces"  .   The last death throws of the leader if i'm not mistaken was "Mother" while his ukulele was destroyed during the last bars of "when I'm Cleaning Windows"  . 

what your "documentary" also show the Unification of T'North against the Barbarian south?     
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Re: red dawn - remake
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2013, 06:43:04 AM »
Beware the whippet brigade.



Bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!


Ecky-Thump!

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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2013, 07:11:46 AM »
Yes its exactly like that :old: :joystick:

The unification of North and South I am sorry to say a non starter :old:

The typical example of a Southern Englishman is Bruv and Yarbles :old:

I rest my case :old:

The title "Red Dawn" is really the name of the Barmaid who serves behind the bar at the "Rope and Anchor", she had red hair i was told, but this could not be verified :joystick:
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2013, 11:01:52 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2013, 02:50:07 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2013, 09:45:06 PM »
Red dawn is inviting a drunk woman over at 2am and finding out afterwards her period has started
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