Hehe, you're far too experienced for a trick like the BRD to work if you were latched on a jug's six in your spit8 at d800. Like others mentioned, if the spit pilot is experienced you are pretty much toast.
There is another option, try a short scissors while trying to ditch.When you are in a less superior plane, sometimes you just have to admit defeat and just make it as painless as possible.
Sure, chop the throttle, level her out and see what happens