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Offline flight17

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Best First Date EVER!!!
« on: March 12, 2013, 01:30:26 PM »
LMAO, saw this on facebook from the radio station i listen to. This really was a post on Craig's list, but has since been removed.

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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 01:46:30 PM »
What a crappy time...
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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 03:21:14 PM »
Girl is riding shotgun after loading with wings and cheap beer, gives you a smile and says "Pull my finger....."
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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 03:58:17 PM »
Too funny.

I had a first date once where the girl showed up and when she sat down winced as if she was in pain.  I asked her if she was ok and she said "I'm fine, I just had a hemorrhoid removed today."

I couldn't get past it.

There was no second date.

Pretty shallow I admit, but I was much younger and dumber then.  :)
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Offline BaDkaRmA158Th

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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 06:14:04 PM »
I sure hope that was just a joke. But i have no hope for the human race anymore.  :salute
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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2013, 06:21:21 PM »
Everybody poops.  Everybody has a dirty fart once in awhile. Even the ladies.   :aok
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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2013, 07:32:06 PM »
roflmfao!

I was laughing but I just BUSTED out at the end "if you did it to end it early".  :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2013, 07:17:45 AM »
Quote from: Curval on March 12, 2013, 03:58:17 PM
Too funny.

I had a first date once where the girl showed up and when she sat down winced as if she was in pain.  I asked her if she was ok and she said "I'm fine, I just had a hemorrhoid removed today."

I couldn't get past it.

There was no second date.

Pretty shallow I admit, but I was much younger and dumber then.  :)


Should have told her that hemorrhoids are just speed bumps...
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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2013, 09:58:45 AM »
+1

That's a first date!
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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2013, 12:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Curval on March 12, 2013, 03:58:17 PM
Too funny.

I had a first date once where the girl showed up and when she sat down winced as if she was in pain.  I asked her if she was ok and she said "I'm fine, I just had a hemorrhoid removed today."

I couldn't get past it.

There was no second date.

Pretty shallow I admit, but I was much younger and dumber then.  :)

LOL! No chance or circling Uranus so you bailed on her?  :D
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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2013, 05:34:46 PM »
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Offline Masherbrum

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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2013, 04:08:53 PM »
Quote from: VonMessa on March 13, 2013, 07:17:45 AM
Should have told her that hemorrhoids are just speed bumps...

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Offline Shane

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Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2013, 03:19:22 AM »
At least she's not an android that must be destroyed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc

she also destroyed a hemorrhoid... maybe she's just cornfused?



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