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Offline thedoom26

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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2013, 07:43:35 PM »
Anything with girls at 15 isn't dating. And WTF, theyy have cooties ya know right?
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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2013, 10:10:19 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2013, 10:21:16 PM »
The doom, ya might want to edit your post and remove that picture sir.
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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2013, 10:40:28 PM »
I like "loose" women :old:
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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2013, 12:42:33 AM »
Having to talk to them was the problem and trying to make a excuse in the morning to leave :old:

Mate of mine said to a chick "Its not me its you" to split up with one :old:

I went round a birds house to for tea and meet her parents, and she turned out to be married :old:

Her husband rang me up at saying what he was going to do, after about 15 mins of ranting he. said "she had done it 5 times before"!

I immediately  told him to ?@£" &£) and sort his wife out :rofl

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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2013, 02:16:48 AM »
The one when I asked Ex #3 to marry me. :bhead
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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2013, 05:00:18 AM »
The doom, ya might want to edit your post and remove that picture sir.

What's so bad about it?


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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2013, 07:18:43 AM »
The doom, ya might want to edit your post and remove that picture sir.

Yea, maybe blot out the one word in the image. Yes it is a good one lol.

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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2013, 07:29:07 AM »
The doom, ya might want to edit your post and remove that picture sir.

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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2013, 07:33:34 AM »
1991 Highschool graduation party...met a girl there that i knew liked me all year. Hooked up with her and left the party. On the way to a friends house, deer jumps out, and she swerves into a tree, planting my face squarely into the windsheild. Well, friends down the street heard the accident, and pulled us out of the car. Car was totalled, she was ok (Seatbelt) me not so much. Next day she comes to my house to see the damage done to my face....black eyes, broken nose, cuts bruises...a sore sight to say the least.

Luckily her and I have been able to have many many more dates, that end much better.......Married her in 1998 and still going strong  :aok



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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2013, 08:24:41 AM »
I think the picture is funny, where has your sense of humor gone! :banana:
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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2013, 08:50:33 AM »
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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2013, 08:52:00 AM »
The same place you will be when skuzzy sees it


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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2013, 10:26:51 AM »
Before I met my wife I went on a date to a seafood restaurant locally. Woman was a school teacher and it started out not to bad until she threw up shrimp and scallops. Turns out she had a long island ice tea before the date and the seafood upset her stomach.

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Re: Worst date ever?
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2013, 10:46:26 AM »
I think the picture is funny, where has your sense of humor gone! :banana:

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