Emperor of the Nerds.
The most popular of the unpopular, the most liked of the non-liked, the most noticed of the ignored.
Argued with teachers on intellectual matters, and won. Ditched school not because I wasn't smart enough, because it was just apocalyptically easy and hence boring. Works out at the Gym while hating Physical Ed. Loves to read and play video-games and is obsessive about facts and aeroplanes.
Have a girlfriend who instead of being cutesy to one another, compare kill-streaks on Grand Theft Auto.
And I work at McDonald's for 15$ an hour, spending money.
Thats what I am.
Edit: I am a graduate however. I won a scholarship and did senior year part time, I do my final exams this year. Then University.