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Offline FLOOB

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Re: Chutes
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2013, 07:14:56 PM »
Once you bail, you just died...same as if your plane exploded with you in it. What happens after you bail makes no difference to your score...you get a death and whoever shot your plane gets the kill. Forcing someone to remain hanging in their chute makes no sense and adds nothing to the game.
No, captured or bailed successfully do not count as deaths, but that's not the issue. Let me clarify. The old way when you bailed you couldn't end sortie until you touched down. Which players found tedious and I understand that, I'm not asking to return to that system. If you think somebody is doing something in this game to spite you or anybody else then you're taking what happens in this game personal, and that's sad. Shooting chutes was fun, shooting planes from a chute was fun. Unfortunately you'll just have to take my word for it because it's an aspect of the game that you guys will never or at most very rarely get to experience.
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Re: Chutes
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2013, 07:15:52 PM »
No, captured or bailed successfully do not count as deaths,


They do for the most part, see my explanation above.
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Re: Chutes
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2013, 08:04:15 PM »
Shooting chutes was fun, shooting planes from a chute was fun. Unfortunately you'll just have to take my word for it because it's an aspect of the game that you guys will never or at most very rarely get to experience.
no, what's sad is fooling yourself into believing shooting at parachutes is fun...the smell of twinkies is wafting from that room in the basement.

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Re: Chutes
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2013, 08:24:55 PM »
Aww you want to smell my twinky baby girl?  ;)
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Re: Chutes
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2013, 01:07:09 AM »
your baby girl is a twinky?
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Re: Chutes
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2013, 01:37:43 AM »
your baby girl is a twinky?

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Re: Chutes
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2013, 06:49:24 AM »
I miss the old squads.

Rule #3 of The Fat Drunk Bastards:

Chute shooting, Head-oning and Ditching: As these three issues are hot-potatoes in Aces High, the founders of FDB feel it necessary to issue rules to squad members regarding them. No member of FDB may shoot an opponent's chute unless they suspect him of whining at least once in his present or any former life. No member of FDB may head on an opponent unless the urge strikes them. No member of FDB may kill an opponent who is trying to ditch unless they are struck with the inspiration to do so. No member of FDB may ditch his plane unless he has to urinate really, really bad. Anyone who suspects an FDB member to be falsifying claims of bladder fullness to escape death by ditching should stop to consider how much alcohol must be consumed by said member to comply with the squad's blood alcohol requirement.

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Re: Chutes
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2013, 07:15:05 PM »
How is trying to kill a virtually helpless player just for spite something that made it a "great game?"  :confused:

Shooting chutes is a great way of improving your aim.  The guy at the end of the parachute presents a small target, getting so you can score direct hits on the little guy helps improve accuracy and the added bonus it pisses off the other guy which, alone, is a great reason to shoot chutes.

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Re: Chutes
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2013, 09:29:25 PM »
You know what, this actually..................... ....is a terrible idea!

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Re: Chutes
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2013, 11:42:32 PM »
 :D  ok... give the bailed ACME wingsuits so they are harder to hit
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Re: Chutes
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2013, 02:31:23 AM »
See? The other fellas from the old guard know what I'm saying.
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Re: Chutes
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2013, 04:12:08 AM »
 :rolleyes:
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Re: Chutes
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2013, 04:54:37 AM »
 :rolleyes:
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Re: Chutes
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2013, 09:09:19 AM »
Your virtual life doesn't end when you chute out and you can end other's virtual lives afterward.




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Re: Chutes
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2013, 02:14:36 AM »
AWESOME!
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