Author Topic: Jagermeister table needs some real men to replace the current seatwarmers.  (Read 576 times)

Offline icepac

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How about some suggestions of real life (and still alive) men to populate the table.

Maybe jagermeister could have a door saying "VIP" in the background just as an intercom on the main table blares "we need another bottle.........chop chop" that swings open to reveal Yeager, Hoover, Bud Anderson, Buzz Aldrin.....etc. playing cards in leather jackets as kerry king falls all over himself to respectfully deliver the requested bottle.


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I still think the rodeo clown has about the biggest set of the group...
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35% abv and extremely sweet, almost too sweet
I've never understood why jaegermeister is considered manly
Actually I've never really met anyone who considers jaegermeister manly, I don't get the commercials

I mean you can get in trouble with that mix of potency and sweetness/smoothness, but so can you with whipped cream vodka and no one thinks that's manly

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35% abv and extremely sweet, almost too sweet
I've never understood why jaegermeister is considered manly
Actually I've never really met anyone who considers jaegermeister manly, I don't get the commercials

I mean you can get in trouble with that mix of potency and sweetness/smoothness, but so can you with whipped cream vodka and no one thinks that's manly


Tea is manly:)
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35% abv and extremely sweet, almost too sweet
I've never understood why jaegermeister is considered manly
Actually I've never really met anyone who considers jaegermeister manly, I don't get the commercials

I mean you can get in trouble with that mix of potency and sweetness/smoothness, but so can you with whipped cream vodka and no one thinks that's manly

It MUST be so.

The commercial says that it is...
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I think my buddy and I deserve a spot as much as we've drank over the last few years.  Jeez, wish I had my money back on every fifth we've bought at $28 a fifth.  

35% abv and extremely sweet, almost too sweet
I've never understood why jaegermeister is considered manly
Actually I've never really met anyone who considers jaegermeister manly, I don't get the commercials

I mean you can get in trouble with that mix of potency and sweetness/smoothness, but so can you with whipped cream vodka and no one thinks that's manly

I have no idea why, but Jager bombs seems to get everyone going down here!  I've always laughed at it having a 35% alcohol content because I like Wild Turkey 101.  In the end, it all has the same effect if you drink enough! lol

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Jägermeister is a herbal liqueur, and originally a cough remedy.
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Why would anyone think that drinking is manly?
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Offline gyrene81

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Why would anyone think that drinking is manly?
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what, you want a champagne cocktail?
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I think my buddy and I deserve a spot as much as we've drank over the last few years.  Jeez, wish I had my money back on every fifth we've bought at $28 a fifth.  

I have no idea why, but Jager bombs seems to get everyone going down here!  I've always laughed at it having a 35% alcohol content because I like Wild Turkey 101.  In the end, it all has the same effect if you drink enough! lol

awe good stuuf those jäger bombs. Best after 6-8beers
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Jägermeister is a herbal liqueur, and originally a cough remedy.

Always thought that the bottle resembled an old style cough medicine bottle, guess I was more right than I knew.  Can't stand the stuff though, way too sweet for me.

This has recently become my prefered drink though:
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awe good stuuf those jäger bombs. Best after 6-8beers

We usually start the night off with one and continue to do them every so often throughout the night.  Saturday night a jager bomb was $7....needless to say that along with $3 beer caused me to have a beer tab of over $100  :bhead

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We usually start the night off with one and continue to do them every so often throughout the night.  Saturday night a jager bomb was $7....needless to say that along with $3 beer caused me to have a beer tab of over $100  :bhead

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Jeager has invested heavily recently into an ad campaign to help promote it to the mature male consumer.  In the last decade it has become very popular with young drinkers and predominatley in my soial groups with the ladies... or, in bar lingo: a "b!@ch" drink.
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