I will not hail you.
I will however show you the choicest spots to get hit by hail:
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Think east coast. Appalachia and Missouri (maybe?) will put you right where you need to be. 
A DC-9 crashed in New Hope, Georgia, sometime, if I remember right in the late 70's. A captain flew into a "hail shaft" at about 18,000 feet, resulting in loss of power both engines along with handling problems. Crashed landed on old Georgia hwy 92, if I remember correctly, but problem was telephone poles beside highway, right wing hit one, spun a/c into a grocery store parking lot. Can't remember number of dead, but there were many who lived, including the flight crew. Hail is very dangous whether in the air or on the ground!! LOL
Southern Fight 242 (Huntsville-Atlanta) entered severe thunderstorms between FL170 and FL140 over Rome, GA. Both engines failed and couldn't be restarted. An emergency landing was carried out on State Spur Highway 92. The aircraft crashed.
PROBABLE CAUSE: "Total and unique loss of thrust from both engines while the aircraft was penetrating an area of severe thunderstorms. The loss of thrust was caused by the ingestion of massive amounts of water and hail which, in combination with thrust lever movement, induced severe stalling in and major damage to the engine compressors.
Major contributing factors include the failure of the company's dispatching system to provide the flight crew with up-to-date severe weather information pertaining to the aircraft's intended route of flight, the captain's reliance on airborne weather radar for penetration of thunderstorm areas, and limitations in the FAA's ATC system which precluded the timely dissemination of real-time hazardous weather information to the flight
This is a copy of NTSB report after investigation.
