Author Topic: The leafs shoot back LOL  (Read 1423 times)

Offline 5PointOh

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2842
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2013, 12:06:31 PM »
I can see it now, 5 newbies drop napalm like mad so there are no more trees to fly into...
Coprhead
Wings of Terror
Mossie Student Driver

Offline Eric19

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 591
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2013, 12:53:26 PM »
I can see it now, 5 newbies drop napalm like mad so there are no more trees to fly into...
LOL I would still do it and I'm not a newbie
Proud member of the 91ST BG (H) The Ragged Irregulars

Offline Zacherof

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3996
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2013, 01:02:33 PM »
LOL I would still do it and I'm not a newbie
naplm would also make a great smoke screen...
In game name Xacherof
USN Sea Bee
**ELITE**
I am a meat popsicle

Offline SirNuke

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1297
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2013, 05:31:27 PM »
I can see it now, 5 newbies drop napalm like mad so there are no more trees to fly into...

death to the jumping trees!   :t

Offline 5PointOh

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2842
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2013, 06:58:43 PM »
Then again might not be so bad, I'll make it step 1 in my B-29 preflight: napalm all trees withing 2k of runway.
Coprhead
Wings of Terror
Mossie Student Driver

Offline Dragon Tamer

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2047
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2013, 12:49:52 AM »
Too many trees to track damage states for them.  War Thunder, or whatever crap you're pushing, couldn't do it either.  They solve it by forcing you to fight in a phone booth.

Probably could if you knock out a few hundred slots from each arena... a possible loop hole could be similar to the craters. Once everyone towers, the trees pop back up.

I wouldn't mind the current, tank tipping trees as much if they got a nice graphics update.

Until then, they will continue to bring my jeep from 60 to 0 in less than a second. Rolling my tiger, and jumping up in front of my plane at the last possible second.

Offline Zacherof

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3996
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2013, 01:00:15 AM »
Then again might not be so bad, I'll make it step 1 in my B-29 preflight: napalm all trees withing 2k of runway.
:rofl
now that's a hit idea :rofl
In game name Xacherof
USN Sea Bee
**ELITE**
I am a meat popsicle

Offline E25280

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3475
      • http://125thspartanforums.com
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2013, 11:08:23 PM »

At worst, Trees and leafs should absorb rounds. Not ricochet them back at you

They don't ricochet them back at you.  The shells explode on contact.  You are simply too close to them and are caught in the blast radius.

Sit out in the open and take it like a man, then you won't have to worry about it.   :neener:
Brauno in a past life, followed by LTARget
SWtarget in current incarnation
Captain and Communications Officer~125th Spartans

"Proudly drawing fire so that my brothers may pass unharmed."

Offline kvuo75

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3003
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2013, 02:54:13 PM »
Until then, they will continue to bring my jeep from 60 to 0 in less than a second. Rolling my tiger, and jumping up in front of my plane at the last possible second.

running into a tree in a gv should give you a pilot wound, or kill you outright.

I don't think they had seatbelts did they?
kvuo75

Kill the manned ack.

Offline RotBaron

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3575
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2013, 01:12:18 PM »
I haven't played Theatre of War in a long time, but iirc trees and the like were flattened when hit by explosives. I don't recall if they respawned. Of course ToW has a much smaller map(s) and much less to code for.


Don't forget it's not just trees that flip vehicles.
They're casting their bait over there, see?

Offline mthrockmor

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2649
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2013, 01:31:18 PM »
I remember years ago, out in the field at Fort Knox. One of the less intelligent soldiers among us, climbed into the "hole" of an M-60A3, fired her up and went for a drive. Everyone was fine until the DS had him button up, this is where the problems kicked in. Our brilliant field general couldn't see through the periscope, for who knows why, but kept driving. Next thing you know he hits a pine tree going maybe 10 mph. The tree was maybe 25-35 feet tall, I know, big range but I've never prided myself in guestimating the height of trees. Any way, the tree instantly bent like something out of Jurassic Park then the most gawd awful cracking sound that penetrating to the bone. With that the tree snapped clean just above the base and toppled over.

With all the 'oohs' and 'ahhs' and a few 'holy sh*ts' Pvt Monk (don't know why I still remember the idiots name) finally stopped the tank, set the brake, popped the lid and looked at his handiwork. The cuss words were perfectly clear 100yds away as if they were swearing at me.

If one idiot Pvt in a 60ton M-60A3 can snap a rather tall tree without so much as a shrug, should these trees flip a 56-65 ton Tiger I or II? My guess is no but hey, the gods of AH say yes so here we are.

Boo

PS The rest of the story. The DS took turns running over the trees in tanks, turning it into kindling wood. They didn't want the local Communist Commissar Political Officer, I mean the Environmental Officer to see the tree. If the remains were kindling wood the story of "we found it that way" made sense. If a whole tree, hard to say someone else did it.
No poor dumb bastard wins a war by dying for his country, he wins by making the other poor, dumb, bastard die for his.
George "Blood n Guts" Patton

Online save

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2874
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2013, 06:33:21 PM »
I did that with a 17 tons tank... many times.In dense woods of northern Sweden we paved way for the B202- 206 non-armoured troop carriers in the snow.

As a punishment they made us chop them threes with axes for firewood...

With the Centurion on the 1rst gear, one guy went  right through a concrete wall of the garage ......
S-tank was similar easy to go wood-chopping ,with its pointy nose.



I remember years ago, out in the field at Fort Knox. One of the less intelligent soldiers among us, climbed into the "hole" of an M-60A3, fired her up and went for a drive. Everyone was fine until the DS had him button up, this is where the problems kicked in. Our brilliant field general couldn't see through the periscope, for who knows why, but kept driving. Next thing you know he hits a pine tree going maybe 10 mph. The tree was maybe 25-35 feet tall, I know, big range but I've never prided myself in guestimating the height of trees. Any way, the tree instantly bent like something out of Jurassic Park then the most gawd awful cracking sound that penetrating to the bone. With that the tree snapped clean just above the base and toppled over.

With all the 'oohs' and 'ahhs' and a few 'holy sh*ts' Pvt Monk (don't know why I still remember the idiots name) finally stopped the tank, set the brake, popped the lid and looked at his handiwork. The cuss words were perfectly clear 100yds away as if they were swearing at me.

If one idiot Pvt in a 60ton M-60A3 can snap a rather tall tree without so much as a shrug, should these trees flip a 56-65 ton Tiger I or II? My guess is no but hey, the gods of AH say yes so here we are.

Boo

PS The rest of the story. The DS took turns running over the trees in tanks, turning it into kindling wood. They didn't want the local Communist Commissar Political Officer, I mean the Environmental Officer to see the tree. If the remains were kindling wood the story of "we found it that way" made sense. If a whole tree, hard to say someone else did it.


I did that with a 17 tons tank... many times. the pine tree just fell like nothing, a
As a punishment they made us chop them threes with axes to firewood...

With the Centurion on the 1rst gear, one guy went  right through a concrete wall of the garage ......
My ammo last for 6 Lancasters, or one Yak3.
"And the Yak 3 ,aka the "flying Yamato"..."
-Caldera

Offline Fonzy

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 81
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2013, 08:19:24 PM »
Save said  "sheep".  You are dating yourself sir! <S>

Offline Slate

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3242
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2013, 10:57:14 PM »
The squirrels with cameras are there for your protection and thus must be themselves protected.  :old:
I always wanted to fight an impossible battle against incredible odds.

Offline icepac

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7301
Re: The leafs shoot back LOL
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2013, 11:19:26 PM »
They're always in focus.

I can feel thier stare.