Ok, so I rtb to refuel/rearm and I shut the mill off thinking I would take a quick break while the ground crew does its stuff.
I was getting up from my seat and had the headset half way removed when I hear ping, ping, ping. Quickly I sit back down
and look to my 11 just in time to see a tracer; then back in the tower! Well that stinks, how could I have failed to observe
an enemy vehicle down here? Now I know you vets are giggling; but I didn't think much more about it until I happened to
look at my stats. Killed by chute!?? Then I check this fellas stats and see that he has six such kills this month. That's not
luck; that's diabolical!

Funny perhaps, but still just diabolical. I reckon this fella figures he's got a side arm, so waste
not want not.

Let me just say I'm a little less naive now.
