Just saw your reply in among the Fin and Ink fun. The only thing that strikes me as odd about this Fester, is you often call out other folks on the board for similar things. Personally I don't care how you play it, but it's a bit of a surprise to see you on the other end of one of these threads regardless of how you can justify it.
Guppy,
If I were adjudicating this for a public misdemeanor. I would be astounded by the defendant's assertion of innocence by virtue of being a superior citizen to all citizens under my jurisdiction including the presiding magistrate and jury. Then adding to that a challenge of trial by combat to silence his accusers. Yes this is a child's game. But, anonymous ID's lend themselves as interesting windows into the personalities hiding behind them.
Guppy do you teach your children that all men are created equal and that we are governed by laws and contracts? Or do you teach your children from "Animal Farm", that some men are more equal? Orwell was quite prescient 68 years ago in more ways than he knew. He had not met Fester yet.