Your best ah stories

[surfinn]

Id like to see everyones great ah stories. Please no names. (fish stories guys please keep it light)

Ill start with something that happend tonight. I was taking ords down at a enemy base and on the second ord bunker a spit was flying over it at the same time I let my rockets go on it. Didn't even see the kill at the time as I was dodging the other 5 highly pissed off fighters Two turns and I'm dead look up the score in the hanger and I see that the spitfire blew up with the ord bunker even though he was in the air above it

[MrKrabs]

Id like to see everyones great ah stories. Please no names. (fish stories guys please keep it light)

Ill start with something that happend tonight. I was taking ords down at a enemy base and on the second ord bunker a spit was flying over it at the same time I let my rockets go on it. Didn't even see the kill at the time as I was dodging the other 5 highly pissed off fighters Two turns and I'm dead look up the score in the hanger and I see that the spitfire blew up with the ord bunker even though he was in the air above it

I'm sure Redbull will be along shortly with a Troll Patrol story when Pacman brought supplies instead of troops on a 200 mile basetake...

[zack1234]

Landing my wheels on the runway and seeing Midway at 0 feet screaming to the runway, I hit the throttle but got fetled

Midway is awesome

[Latrobe]

Greenies being attacked by two Brewsters. Going to help him with my Yak9-T (Ok, more thirsty for the blood of some brews than going to help  ). Get on the 6 of one of the brews that is chasing him. Really don't want to miss so I fire 2 37mm shots. The 2nd brew comes flying in from right to left trying to get a shot on the green guy. First 37mm hits him, 2nd 37mm hits the other brews. I screamed and laughed joyously. 


I'm planning on making a short video out of the film sooner or later. 

[Bruv119]

even better when it was me minding my own business,  was warned of said plane sniffing around our base.  

I casually pulled up to about 50 feet over the ord bunker as it exploded.   My wing then happily departed   .  

On the plus side I genuinely bailed out and received the 100 bails achievement   .

[Midway]

Landing my wheels on the runway and seeing Midway at 0 feet screaming to the runway, I hit the throttle but got fetled

Midway is awesome

 

Zack is awesomer.

[The Fury]

Not exactly my best moments in AH but still fun none the less, Last night I came across a p38 raid in my spit 16 there were all about 6k and I was about 10k needless to say I dove right in there it was funny watching 10+ heavy P38s panick and drop ords to fight on my first pass through the bunch I got 3 of them   they carried on to our fields were I think Klingan got 5 of them and EatG got a couple too fun times indeed  

[NikonGuy]

Greenies being attacked by two Brewsters. Going to help him with my Yak9-T (Ok, more thirsty for the blood of some brews than going to help  ). Get on the 6 of one of the brews that is chasing him. Really don't want to miss so I fire 2 37mm shots. The 2nd brew comes flying in from right to left trying to get a shot on the green guy. First 37mm hits him, 2nd 37mm hits the other brews. I screamed and laughed joyously. 


I'm planning on making a short video out of the film sooner or later. 

 

[NikonGuy]

Watching a Bish 38 raid of about 12 planes come in and 8 auger on the bomb dive and 4 fly away.  They didn't even hit the dar.

[guncrasher]

Watching a Bish 38 raid of about 12 planes come in and 8 auger on the bomb dive and 4 fly away.  They didn't even hit the dar.

that was awesome, specially talking on range about how many were going to dive crash on their targets  .


semp

[Zacherof]

My 190 versus a dash 1. I force an overshoot cost my all my airspeed. F4U goes up, inpop flap and have just enough lead to pop his wing off.

While RTB I got jumped by some notable bish(I have that part of the film somewhere)
first itwas 1 on 1 then it got to be like 4 on 1(2 pony and 2 doras.) I think I got hits on all of them but after several rolls, dips, and slides, I got killed. But I got a nice pm saying how Good my defencive tactics were

[tmetal]

Flying a C202 on escort duty for some Ju87s in an FSO event. Check scores the next morning..."where the heck did I pick up a friendly kill from?!"  after viewing the film I see that in the process of trying to scrape a P40 off the tail of a stuka, one (just ONE!!) BB of mine stikes the Ju87 pilot and he bleeds out and dies while RTB   

[surfinn]

Guys please keep others Ids out of the post. I thought this would be a great place just to trade funny stories. Not a troll of other players thread.

Quite a while back I was on station over a vbase in a ju87 with a 1800k bomb on board. All hangers were down, airspace is capped, friendly gvs on base, m3 almost to map room. One of the gvers shouts mainpad hanger up. I dive on it see gvs pooring out of it. Bomb away look back vh goes down and all the secondary explosions look like a string of fire crackers going of. 6 kills with one drop. 2 were tigers

[Bobcat81]

Last weekend, I was rtb with damage after divebombing a cv. On my final approach, I notice an LA and a Niki deacking town with low lancs overhead working on a white flag. I quickly belly land and up a 109f. I head straight for town as the LA and Niki take turns making passes on me while I turn out of their guns. I catch the LA in my sights, give him a ping, LA extends to the deck as the Niki Dives on me, I hit flaps and hammerhead coming back with a solution, hit the nikis tail, he augers in. While looking for the LA, I notice something on the deck, C47!. I notice the flag is now white and assume the town is deacked, I head straight for goon while checking my 6 to see LA turning towards me, but I am faster (for now anyways). I take the wing off the goon, and prepare to fight the LA that should be now gaining on me. Nope, he broke and didn't want any. I gave chase, but it was fruitless. Single man defense. Good times.

[Fulcrum]

Last year I was in to performing NOE gunship runs in a B25H on fields a few sectors behind the lines.  During one, I happened to catch a 262 upping.  Flew 50 ft off the ground right down the runway behind him....ack firing all over the place.     The poor guy never saw me until I was litterally right behind him.     He tried to take evasive action with predictable results... 

  *pew pew pew* <boom-shak-a-laka-boom>





The player PMed me: "This never happened.  I was not here."  I've honored that request ever since.