Aces high Syndrome...

[TheWobble]

Symptoms:

1) When you get in your car you look for the "E" to start the engine.

2)You watch every car coming twords you fearing that one might be a "HO Dweeb"

3) you ask your wife if she parked out front or in the hanger.

4) when someone cuts you off you regret not choosing a HVAR loadout.

5) if you hit something you try to hit ALT-D to check damage.

6)you ask passengers in you car if they see the enemy CV.

7) you refer to cars superior to yours as "UBER"

8) when someone cuts you off your first instict is to get and remember their name so you can yell at them on the BB.

9) you pull into gas stations to REFUEL and get upset when it takes more than 30 seconds.

10) you get very nervous when another car is on yer six and watch for tracers because the driver may think this is FFA.

Please add to this list so that we may better spot and treat this illness  

[Midnight]

1. You try to drive your car using the stick shift to turn, the driver window crank for throttle and the gas and clutch as rudder pedals.

2. You start yelling, "hack cheater" when the guy behind you is able to follow you even though he has no wings or vertical stabilizer.

3. When you get into an accident you tell the police officer that the other car was "warping"

4. When the sun goes down you are suprised when it doesn't just pop back up again in 20 seconds.



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"Wing up, Get kills, Be happy"

Midnight
13th TAS

"I see you have made your desicion. Now let's see you enforce it." -Brandon Lee (The Crow)

[LJK Raubvogel]

(1)When you are in a conversation with someone at work, and you almost say "LOL" before you realize you aren't typing.

(2)When you click the refresh button on the AH BBS every minute at work to catch a new post. Then you frantically try to get your work done at the end of the day.

(3)You find yourself calculating the amount of sleep you can still get if you just fly "one more sortie."

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LJK_Raubvogel
LuftJägerKorps

 

[This message has been edited by LJK Raubvogel (edited 01-27-2001).]

[StSanta]

LOL  

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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"

"I don't necessarily agree with everything I think." - A. Eldritch

[iculus]

1. Imagining your diving in a 190 as you start down a long steep hill in the car.

2. You sign your AH handle to an e-mail addressed to your boss!

[Hangtime]

You get a sunroof installed you you can watch fer alt monkeys

[BaneX]

You get irate at the manager of a restaurant and call him a "Dweeby runstang" as he beats a hasty retreat.

Bane
13th TAS

[paintmaw]

when driving down a steep hill , you crank the wheel hard right rudder to put her into a forward slip

[Gunslayer]

1)When your wife is looking for her purse and you tell her "3 O'clock low."
2)When poeple ask you a question and you reply "Roger."

[rosco-]

 When some guy in a mall yells out rosco and you turn around...I did that once

When you reply to a question or comment with CC

When you get funny looks from your buddies when you tell them you really want a hotas

[sparks2]

When you see a dot on the horizon you wonder friend or foe.

[Spatula]

 

Originally posted by LJK Raubvogel:
(1)When you are in a conversation with someone at work, and you almost say "LOL" before you realize you aren't typing.

Guilty as charged, i have done this before  

[PakRat]

ANd I have to admit to answering "roger" to questions. Luckily enough people know it means yes that they don't think I'm too weird... I hope  

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Rape, pillage, then burn...

[Ghosth]

"Wifes talking to you and you reply with "CC"!

"Your riding in the passenger seat & keep looking for the twin .50's)

[Vermillion]

When you start to consider driving thru traffic on the way home as a form of "E-Fighting"  

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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure