I don't know if the expressions "bucket ugly" and "wolf ugly" are common in the English language... Both can be translated as "smurfy", but there's a difference between them.
The former can be acceptable with a bucket hiding her head, at least if you're drunk enough. If you wake up finding the latter is lying on your arm, you'd rather bite your arm off than wake her up.
Cosmetics is an invention of the
himself to lure us poor men.