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Offline olds442

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Bad translator
« on: July 19, 2013, 02:54:19 AM »
This translator takes a English word you type in and runs it thru up to 35 different languages and shows you what it looks like when done. For example
I typed: Hello and good day sir.
Output: Hi for girls.
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Offline rpm

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Re: Bad translator
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2013, 07:00:23 AM »
Kinda like the AH BBS filter.
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Re: Bad translator
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2013, 08:33:41 AM »
This translator takes a English word you type in and runs it thru up to 35 different languages and shows you what it looks like when done"

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This translator carries an English word that bat and, runnings to also to 35 languages and the different lenses she that the then looks, if the marks"
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Offline LCADolby

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Re: Bad translator
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2013, 10:00:51 AM »
From English: I am not going down without a fight
To Bulgarian: Аз не съм захождането без бой
Back to English: I'm not going down without a fight
To Catalan: No estic baixant sense lluitar
Back to English: I'm not going down without a fight
To Chinese Simplified: 我不会不战而
Back to English: I'm not going without a fight
To Chinese Traditional: 我不會不戰而敗
Back to English: I'm not going down without a fight
To Czech: Nenechám se bez boje
Back to English: I will not be without a fight
To Danish: Jeg vil ikke være uden kamp
Back to English: I won't be without a fight
To Dutch: Ik zal niet zonder slag of stoot
Back to English: I won't be without a fight
To Estonian: Ma ei saa ilma võitluseta
Back to English: I can not be without a fight
To Finnish: En voi olla ilman taistelua
Back to English: I can not be without a fight
To French: Je ne peux pas être sans combattre
Back to English: I can't be without a fight
To German: Ich kann nicht ohne einen Kampf sein.
Back to English: I can not be without a fight.
To Greek: Δεν μπορεί να είναι χωρίς μάχη.
Back to English: Can not be without a fight.
To Haitian Creole: Pa kapab pa yon batay.
Back to English: Really can't a fight.
To Hebrew: באמת לא יכול להילחם.
Back to English: Really can't fight.
To Hungarian: Tényleg nem tud harcolni.
Back to English: Really can't fight.
To Indonesian: Benar-benar tidak dapat melawan.
Back to English: Really can't fight.
To Italian: Davvero non può combattere.
Back to English: Really can't fight.
To Japanese: 本当に戦うことができません。
Back to English: You can't really fight.
To Korean: 정말 싸울 수 없습니다.
Back to English: You cannot really fight.
To Latvian: Jūs tiešām nevar cīnīties.
Back to English: You really can't fight.
To Lithuanian: Jūs tikrai negalite kovoti.
Back to English: You really can't fight.
To Norwegian: Du ikke kan virkelig kjempe.
Back to English: You can't really fight.
To Polish: Naprawdę nie można walczyć.
Back to English: You can't really fight it.
To Portuguese: Você não pode lutar contra isso.
Back to English: You can't fight it.
To Romanian: Nu se poate lupta.
Back to English: You can't fight.
To Russian: Вы не можете бороться.
Back to English: You can not fight.
To Slovak: Môžete bojovať.
Back to English: You can fight.
To Slovenian: Lahko boj.
Back to English: You can fight.
To Spanish: Puedes pelear.
Back to English: You can fight.
To Swedish: Du kan slåss.
Back to English: You can fight.
To Thai: คุณสามารถต่อสู้
Back to English: You can fight.
To Turkish: Mücadele edebilirsiniz.
Back to English: You can fight.
To Ukranian: Ви можете битися.
Back to English: You can fight.
To Vietnamese: Bạn có thể chiến đấu.
Back to English: You can fight.

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Offline Saxman

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Re: Bad translator
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2013, 12:29:52 PM »
In honor of Top Secret!:

From English: Is your daughter 18?
To Slovak: Je vaša dcéra 18?
Back to English: Is your daughter 18?
To Japanese: 18 のお嬢さんですか。
Back to English: What is a young lady of 18.
To Arabic: ما هي سيدة شابه من 18.
Back to English: What is a young lady of 18.
To Portuguese: O que é uma jovem de 18 anos.
Back to English: What is a young girl of 18 years.
To Spanish: ¿Qué es una chica joven de 18 años.
Back to English: What is a young girl of 18 years.
To Russian: Что такое молодая девушка 18 лет.
Back to English: What is a young girl of 18 years.
To Korean: 무슨 18 세의 어린 소녀입니다.
Back to English: What is a young girl of 18 years of age or older.
To Catalan: Què és una jove de 18 anys d'edat o més.
Back to English: What is a young man of 18 years of age or older.
To Slovenian: Kaj je mladenič 18 let ali starejši.
Back to English: What is a young man of 18 years of age or older.
To Danish: Hvad er en ung mand på 18 år eller ældre.
Back to English: What is a young man of 18 years of age or older.
To Swedish: Vad är en ung man på 18 år eller äldre.
Back to English: What is a young man of 18 years of age or older.
To Vietnamese: Những gì là một người đàn ông trẻ của 18 tuổi trở.
Back to English: What is a young man of 18 years of age.
To Bulgarian: Какво е един млад човек на възраст 18 години.
Back to English: What is a young man aged 18 years.
To Ukranian: Що таке молода людина у віці 18 років.
Back to English: What is a young person under the age of 18 years.
To Chinese Traditional: 什麼是下 18 歲以下的年輕人。
Back to English: What are young people under 18 years of age.
To Chinese Simplified: 年龄在 18 岁什么都是年轻人。
Back to English: What are young people under 18 years of age.
To Thai: สิ่งเยาวชนอายุต่ำกว่า 18 ปี
Back to English: All young people under the age of 18 years.
To Turkish: 18 Yaş altındaki tüm genç insanlar.
Back to English: all young people under the age of 18.
To Indonesian: Semua orang muda di bawah usia 18.
Back to English: All young people under the age of 18.
To Czech: Všichni mladí lidé ve věku 18 let.
Back to English: All young people under the age of 18 years.
To Latvian: Visiem jauniešiem līdz 18 gadu vecumam.
Back to English: All young people up to 18 years of age.
To Estonian: Kõik noored kuni 18-aastased.
Back to English: All young people up to 18 years of age.
To Dutch: Alle jongeren tot 18 jaar oud.
Back to English: All young people up to 18 years old.
To Hungarian: A fiatalok 18 év.
Back to English: Young people 18 years of age.
To Lithuanian: Jauni žmonės 18 metų amžiaus.
Back to English: Young people 18 years of age.
To Norwegian: Unge mennesker 18 år.
Back to English: Young people 18 years of age.
To Finnish: Nuoria 18-vuotias.
Back to English: Young people 18 years of age.
To German: Jugendliche 18 Jahre alt.
Back to English: Young people 18 years of age.
To French: Les jeunes de 18 ans.
Back to English: Young people of 18 years.
To Italian: Giovani di 18 anni.
Back to English: Young people of 18 years.
To Polish: Młodzież 18 lat.
Back to English: Young people 18 years of age.
To Hebrew: . אנשים צעירים לגיל 18 שנים.
Back to English: . Young people 18 years of age.
To Haitian Creole: . Jenn moun 18 an daj.
Back to English: . Young adults 18 years old of age.
To Greek: . Νέοι ενήλικες 18 ετών της ηλικίας.
Back to English: . Young adults 18 years of age.
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