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Offline Bino

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Press Releases
« on: August 11, 2013, 11:16:57 AM »

RAF Foils German Attacks
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The RAF report that German attacks were made against several airbases, but damage was slight. 
Over one hundred fifty Luftwaffe planes were brought down by RAF fighter-planes.
Seventeen pilots parachuted from damaged aircraft and were rescued, whilst nine more were able to crash-land safely.

Enthusiasts of fine ceramics all over the Empire were dealt a sad blow when a pottery factory near London was completely destroyed.
The LW bombers responsible for the atrocity apparantly missed their intended targets at nearby RAF Hornchurch.




Lufwaffe Triumphant Over England!
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The Ministry Of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda congratulates the valiant pilots of the Luftwaffe!
Over one hundred fifty British interceptors were destroyed by our fighter pilots!
Sadly, some fifty noble sons of Germany have been added to the honor rolls of The Fallen.
Ten RAF airbases have been completely erased from the map of England by our skilled bomber crews!




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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Press Releases
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2013, 05:28:44 PM »
oh boy the last picture looks like a bishop raid against an enemy base.


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Offline Viper61

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Re: Press Releases
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2013, 01:46:50 PM »
Don't believe everything you hear or see......

  That cratered base picture is smoke and mirrors.  Bino's guys (the captured ones of course) when handed buckets of paint and brush's to only make it look like there was bomb damage.

  Not to worry the world's very first "Pottery Barn" is intact and open for business.  Which I know is of the greatest concern to every ALLIED pilot.  Better luck next Friday Jerry!!!!!